Nicken McChuggets™
@nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social
You know that little voice in your head that says "Hey man, that's not very nice and you probably shouldn't say that online."
Yeah, I don't have that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yeah, I don't have that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What if you beat them with a pillow sack full of loose quarters?? Even Stevens??
December 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
What if you beat them with a pillow sack full of loose quarters?? Even Stevens??
Princess Glitterscam.
Fucking PRICELESS! And I'm absolutely convinced there is no better definitive word than parvenu to describe her.
Incredibly well stated. Fuck yeah!
Fucking PRICELESS! And I'm absolutely convinced there is no better definitive word than parvenu to describe her.
Incredibly well stated. Fuck yeah!
December 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Princess Glitterscam.
Fucking PRICELESS! And I'm absolutely convinced there is no better definitive word than parvenu to describe her.
Incredibly well stated. Fuck yeah!
Fucking PRICELESS! And I'm absolutely convinced there is no better definitive word than parvenu to describe her.
Incredibly well stated. Fuck yeah!
You mean to tell me Ivanka's Ted Talk here wasn't enough for everyone to figure all this out?
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
You mean to tell me Ivanka's Ted Talk here wasn't enough for everyone to figure all this out?
Not to knock the shine off of your post, but here's a cherry on top.
Incompetent AF is a very polite way of putting things.
I'm afraid it's WAY worse than that.
Incompetent AF is a very polite way of putting things.
I'm afraid it's WAY worse than that.
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Not to knock the shine off of your post, but here's a cherry on top.
Incompetent AF is a very polite way of putting things.
I'm afraid it's WAY worse than that.
Incompetent AF is a very polite way of putting things.
I'm afraid it's WAY worse than that.
Yup.
Also grossly under rated.
So many fucking bangers. Like yeah!
Also grossly under rated.
So many fucking bangers. Like yeah!
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Yup.
Also grossly under rated.
So many fucking bangers. Like yeah!
Also grossly under rated.
So many fucking bangers. Like yeah!
Kaliko is grossly under rated as an artist.
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Kaliko is grossly under rated as an artist.
Yeah that's how it gets me too. Flare ups. Sometimes a day or two. Sometimes they're months long. No trigger, rhyme or reason. And when it turns off it's like a light switch. I literally snap back to normal.
Supplements have been helping but they're no cure. And good lawd are they expensive.
Supplements have been helping but they're no cure. And good lawd are they expensive.
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Yeah that's how it gets me too. Flare ups. Sometimes a day or two. Sometimes they're months long. No trigger, rhyme or reason. And when it turns off it's like a light switch. I literally snap back to normal.
Supplements have been helping but they're no cure. And good lawd are they expensive.
Supplements have been helping but they're no cure. And good lawd are they expensive.
Great minds n'such.
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Great minds n'such.
So what do they have you doing about it, if anything? Diet, exercise, vitamin regimen? Antibiotics? Steroids? Has anyone recommended anything that helped?
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
So what do they have you doing about it, if anything? Diet, exercise, vitamin regimen? Antibiotics? Steroids? Has anyone recommended anything that helped?
That's crazy. Had to Google it because I didn't know some things. According to Skynet here, it's not recognized as a real thing. Despite the entire medical community knowing that post viral infections can and do cause all sorts of medical problems down the line. Hope you feel better soon.
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
That's crazy. Had to Google it because I didn't know some things. According to Skynet here, it's not recognized as a real thing. Despite the entire medical community knowing that post viral infections can and do cause all sorts of medical problems down the line. Hope you feel better soon.
Fuckin' staaaahp!!!
I just peed a little.
Was nowhere near a toilet. Thanks for asking.
I just peed a little.
Was nowhere near a toilet. Thanks for asking.
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Fuckin' staaaahp!!!
I just peed a little.
Was nowhere near a toilet. Thanks for asking.
I just peed a little.
Was nowhere near a toilet. Thanks for asking.
You want to know what I love most about Bsky?
It's proof enough for me that empathy and compassion for our fellow man, albeit total strangers in the aggregate...
is not dead.
It's proof enough for me that empathy and compassion for our fellow man, albeit total strangers in the aggregate...
is not dead.
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
You want to know what I love most about Bsky?
It's proof enough for me that empathy and compassion for our fellow man, albeit total strangers in the aggregate...
is not dead.
It's proof enough for me that empathy and compassion for our fellow man, albeit total strangers in the aggregate...
is not dead.
You ever notice the only ones bitching about the male loneliness epidemic are either MAGA or incels - who always turn out to be just exceptionally ugly MAGA or worse?
Fucking weird, I know right??
Fucking weird, I know right??
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
You ever notice the only ones bitching about the male loneliness epidemic are either MAGA or incels - who always turn out to be just exceptionally ugly MAGA or worse?
Fucking weird, I know right??
Fucking weird, I know right??
Nobody chooses art.
Art chooses them. That's just the way it is.
Accept it or be destroyed by defiance. Also just the way it is...
Art chooses them. That's just the way it is.
Accept it or be destroyed by defiance. Also just the way it is...
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Nobody chooses art.
Art chooses them. That's just the way it is.
Accept it or be destroyed by defiance. Also just the way it is...
Art chooses them. That's just the way it is.
Accept it or be destroyed by defiance. Also just the way it is...
Not only do I think he fucked his daughter. I believe he pimped her out on the island for clout.
Just waiting for him to hork up the ghost for her tell-all book to hit the shelves. That'll be a fun read, yeah??
Once the trust funds have been fully transfered over, of course.
😉
Just waiting for him to hork up the ghost for her tell-all book to hit the shelves. That'll be a fun read, yeah??
Once the trust funds have been fully transfered over, of course.
😉
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Not only do I think he fucked his daughter. I believe he pimped her out on the island for clout.
Just waiting for him to hork up the ghost for her tell-all book to hit the shelves. That'll be a fun read, yeah??
Once the trust funds have been fully transfered over, of course.
😉
Just waiting for him to hork up the ghost for her tell-all book to hit the shelves. That'll be a fun read, yeah??
Once the trust funds have been fully transfered over, of course.
😉
I've spent 10K going to doctors. They ran all their tests, came back normal and said I was fine.
In certain circles, that would constitute grand larceny.
In certain circles, that would constitute grand larceny.
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I've spent 10K going to doctors. They ran all their tests, came back normal and said I was fine.
In certain circles, that would constitute grand larceny.
In certain circles, that would constitute grand larceny.
Isn't it crazy? The lengths some people will go to so they ever have to admit they were wrong.
Swear to god it's a mental illness.
Swear to god it's a mental illness.
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Isn't it crazy? The lengths some people will go to so they ever have to admit they were wrong.
Swear to god it's a mental illness.
Swear to god it's a mental illness.
I've read elsewhere that her lifetime benefits kick in after 5 years of governance. Which is said to be on the Jan 3.
Not sure if that's true, but if it is then it would make sense.
Wouldn't expect much more from a welfare queen, TBH.
Not sure if that's true, but if it is then it would make sense.
Wouldn't expect much more from a welfare queen, TBH.
November 22, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I've read elsewhere that her lifetime benefits kick in after 5 years of governance. Which is said to be on the Jan 3.
Not sure if that's true, but if it is then it would make sense.
Wouldn't expect much more from a welfare queen, TBH.
Not sure if that's true, but if it is then it would make sense.
Wouldn't expect much more from a welfare queen, TBH.
I only cause good trouble.
The problem is, it comes of as me just being a dick most of the time.
...is what I'm told, quite frequently...
The problem is, it comes of as me just being a dick most of the time.
...is what I'm told, quite frequently...
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I only cause good trouble.
The problem is, it comes of as me just being a dick most of the time.
...is what I'm told, quite frequently...
The problem is, it comes of as me just being a dick most of the time.
...is what I'm told, quite frequently...
I never got sick with Covid, but man...
The aftermath is FUCKING ME UP.
No shit Sherlock, indeed.
Good thing it's all a hoax according to some people who are also clearly fucked up from it, yeah? That's some reassuring news is what I'm told to believe by them.
🤷♂️
The aftermath is FUCKING ME UP.
No shit Sherlock, indeed.
Good thing it's all a hoax according to some people who are also clearly fucked up from it, yeah? That's some reassuring news is what I'm told to believe by them.
🤷♂️
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I never got sick with Covid, but man...
The aftermath is FUCKING ME UP.
No shit Sherlock, indeed.
Good thing it's all a hoax according to some people who are also clearly fucked up from it, yeah? That's some reassuring news is what I'm told to believe by them.
🤷♂️
The aftermath is FUCKING ME UP.
No shit Sherlock, indeed.
Good thing it's all a hoax according to some people who are also clearly fucked up from it, yeah? That's some reassuring news is what I'm told to believe by them.
🤷♂️
Oh fuck me.
Yeah, went way over my head. I clearly did NOT understand the assignment. LOL!!!
But the point still stands.
Fuck them both. I said what I said.
Carry on, response guy! See you on the front lines then yeah?
Yeah, went way over my head. I clearly did NOT understand the assignment. LOL!!!
But the point still stands.
Fuck them both. I said what I said.
Carry on, response guy! See you on the front lines then yeah?
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Oh fuck me.
Yeah, went way over my head. I clearly did NOT understand the assignment. LOL!!!
But the point still stands.
Fuck them both. I said what I said.
Carry on, response guy! See you on the front lines then yeah?
Yeah, went way over my head. I clearly did NOT understand the assignment. LOL!!!
But the point still stands.
Fuck them both. I said what I said.
Carry on, response guy! See you on the front lines then yeah?
Yeah, you are.
Fuck her. And MTG too.
Rats off a sinking ship. That's all that is.
Don't let the camouflage distract you from their true nature.
They're both insufferable pieces of adulterated dog shit just beneath the parts that you may like. Lest we forget, shame on us.
We know better.
Fuck her. And MTG too.
Rats off a sinking ship. That's all that is.
Don't let the camouflage distract you from their true nature.
They're both insufferable pieces of adulterated dog shit just beneath the parts that you may like. Lest we forget, shame on us.
We know better.
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Yeah, you are.
Fuck her. And MTG too.
Rats off a sinking ship. That's all that is.
Don't let the camouflage distract you from their true nature.
They're both insufferable pieces of adulterated dog shit just beneath the parts that you may like. Lest we forget, shame on us.
We know better.
Fuck her. And MTG too.
Rats off a sinking ship. That's all that is.
Don't let the camouflage distract you from their true nature.
They're both insufferable pieces of adulterated dog shit just beneath the parts that you may like. Lest we forget, shame on us.
We know better.