Nicken McChuggets™
@nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social
You know that little voice in your head that says "Hey man, that's not very nice and you probably shouldn't say that online."
Yeah, I don't have that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yeah, I don't have that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Princess Glitterscam.
Fucking PRICELESS! And I'm absolutely convinced there is no better definitive word than parvenu to describe her.
Incredibly well stated. Fuck yeah!
Fucking PRICELESS! And I'm absolutely convinced there is no better definitive word than parvenu to describe her.
Incredibly well stated. Fuck yeah!
December 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Princess Glitterscam.
Fucking PRICELESS! And I'm absolutely convinced there is no better definitive word than parvenu to describe her.
Incredibly well stated. Fuck yeah!
Fucking PRICELESS! And I'm absolutely convinced there is no better definitive word than parvenu to describe her.
Incredibly well stated. Fuck yeah!
You mean to tell me Ivanka's Ted Talk here wasn't enough for everyone to figure all this out?
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
You mean to tell me Ivanka's Ted Talk here wasn't enough for everyone to figure all this out?
Not to knock the shine off of your post, but here's a cherry on top.
Incompetent AF is a very polite way of putting things.
I'm afraid it's WAY worse than that.
Incompetent AF is a very polite way of putting things.
I'm afraid it's WAY worse than that.
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Not to knock the shine off of your post, but here's a cherry on top.
Incompetent AF is a very polite way of putting things.
I'm afraid it's WAY worse than that.
Incompetent AF is a very polite way of putting things.
I'm afraid it's WAY worse than that.
That's crazy. Had to Google it because I didn't know some things. According to Skynet here, it's not recognized as a real thing. Despite the entire medical community knowing that post viral infections can and do cause all sorts of medical problems down the line. Hope you feel better soon.
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
That's crazy. Had to Google it because I didn't know some things. According to Skynet here, it's not recognized as a real thing. Despite the entire medical community knowing that post viral infections can and do cause all sorts of medical problems down the line. Hope you feel better soon.
Yeah, you are.
Fuck her. And MTG too.
Rats off a sinking ship. That's all that is.
Don't let the camouflage distract you from their true nature.
They're both insufferable pieces of adulterated dog shit just beneath the parts that you may like. Lest we forget, shame on us.
We know better.
Fuck her. And MTG too.
Rats off a sinking ship. That's all that is.
Don't let the camouflage distract you from their true nature.
They're both insufferable pieces of adulterated dog shit just beneath the parts that you may like. Lest we forget, shame on us.
We know better.
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Yeah, you are.
Fuck her. And MTG too.
Rats off a sinking ship. That's all that is.
Don't let the camouflage distract you from their true nature.
They're both insufferable pieces of adulterated dog shit just beneath the parts that you may like. Lest we forget, shame on us.
We know better.
Fuck her. And MTG too.
Rats off a sinking ship. That's all that is.
Don't let the camouflage distract you from their true nature.
They're both insufferable pieces of adulterated dog shit just beneath the parts that you may like. Lest we forget, shame on us.
We know better.
Reverend: Hey man, how would you like to listen to harp music and hang out with Charlie Kirk fans?
...forever....
Me: Yeah, fuck that noise.
I'm out.
...forever....
Me: Yeah, fuck that noise.
I'm out.
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Reverend: Hey man, how would you like to listen to harp music and hang out with Charlie Kirk fans?
...forever....
Me: Yeah, fuck that noise.
I'm out.
...forever....
Me: Yeah, fuck that noise.
I'm out.
Quite honestly, for a guy who collects his own piss on a collector's shelf to let the good stuff settle to the bottom for probably totally normal reasons, this tracks...you know??
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Quite honestly, for a guy who collects his own piss on a collector's shelf to let the good stuff settle to the bottom for probably totally normal reasons, this tracks...you know??
Look, I don't like to stereotype people based on appearances. But....
I can tell you with 99% certainty that man knows what a dick tastes like.
The Fred Rogers-esque appearance is just to throw the scent off the gay trail. But we can all see right through the bullshit. Honestly it's hard not to.
I can tell you with 99% certainty that man knows what a dick tastes like.
The Fred Rogers-esque appearance is just to throw the scent off the gay trail. But we can all see right through the bullshit. Honestly it's hard not to.
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Look, I don't like to stereotype people based on appearances. But....
I can tell you with 99% certainty that man knows what a dick tastes like.
The Fred Rogers-esque appearance is just to throw the scent off the gay trail. But we can all see right through the bullshit. Honestly it's hard not to.
I can tell you with 99% certainty that man knows what a dick tastes like.
The Fred Rogers-esque appearance is just to throw the scent off the gay trail. But we can all see right through the bullshit. Honestly it's hard not to.
They'll do anything to not look stupid. Even publicly humiliate themselves. When forced to face the irony of it all, they get angry and violent. It's just how they function.
November 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
They'll do anything to not look stupid. Even publicly humiliate themselves. When forced to face the irony of it all, they get angry and violent. It's just how they function.
Did you ever notice even when Trump was young, he had stupid hair? Like...is that what this is really all about? A lifetime of anger and vitriol against the world because you hate the fact that you got fucked in the gene pool??
It's just conjecture but it also tracks given his insecurity issues.
It's just conjecture but it also tracks given his insecurity issues.
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Did you ever notice even when Trump was young, he had stupid hair? Like...is that what this is really all about? A lifetime of anger and vitriol against the world because you hate the fact that you got fucked in the gene pool??
It's just conjecture but it also tracks given his insecurity issues.
It's just conjecture but it also tracks given his insecurity issues.
Exactly what a bot would claim....
LOL!
LOL!
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Exactly what a bot would claim....
LOL!
LOL!
* In Matthew McConaughey voice
Hey man. You ever consider not politically self-immolating?
Be a lot cooler if you did.
Hey man. You ever consider not politically self-immolating?
Be a lot cooler if you did.
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 AM
* In Matthew McConaughey voice
Hey man. You ever consider not politically self-immolating?
Be a lot cooler if you did.
Hey man. You ever consider not politically self-immolating?
Be a lot cooler if you did.
Yeah I heard! Loved you in that one movie about the guy who did the thing. Megyn R. Kelly's beatboxing soundtrack really carried the emotional weight for me. Stellar executive decision on your part. Well done.
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Yeah I heard! Loved you in that one movie about the guy who did the thing. Megyn R. Kelly's beatboxing soundtrack really carried the emotional weight for me. Stellar executive decision on your part. Well done.
Well, to be fair....
We don't know if this guy's nickname isn't Bubba in certain political circles. So there's that.
We don't know if this guy's nickname isn't Bubba in certain political circles. So there's that.
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Well, to be fair....
We don't know if this guy's nickname isn't Bubba in certain political circles. So there's that.
We don't know if this guy's nickname isn't Bubba in certain political circles. So there's that.
Be gay do crimes is supposed to be antagonistically funny.
Not a manifesto. This is why reading comprehension is important folks. Some things are said in jest...
It's not our responsibility to explain any of this to the rest of you.. Capisce? 🤌🤌
Not a manifesto. This is why reading comprehension is important folks. Some things are said in jest...
It's not our responsibility to explain any of this to the rest of you.. Capisce? 🤌🤌
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Be gay do crimes is supposed to be antagonistically funny.
Not a manifesto. This is why reading comprehension is important folks. Some things are said in jest...
It's not our responsibility to explain any of this to the rest of you.. Capisce? 🤌🤌
Not a manifesto. This is why reading comprehension is important folks. Some things are said in jest...
It's not our responsibility to explain any of this to the rest of you.. Capisce? 🤌🤌
Yo babe, wake up.
15 isn't 5 defense just dropped.
15 isn't 5 defense just dropped.
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Yo babe, wake up.
15 isn't 5 defense just dropped.
15 isn't 5 defense just dropped.
Yes, terribly sad. I'm sure the world will mourn in unison...
November 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Yes, terribly sad. I'm sure the world will mourn in unison...
Then we know they definitely fucked.
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Then we know they definitely fucked.
We should have rolled back the clocks tonight. We all could have set our watches to the timing of the online meltdown.
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
We should have rolled back the clocks tonight. We all could have set our watches to the timing of the online meltdown.
Rookie numbers
October 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Rookie numbers
The point is not lost. See you on the front lines, yeah?
October 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The point is not lost. See you on the front lines, yeah?
Not only is that a bad ass name, but I just feel like they need to form a band and start touring IMMEDIATELY for no reason whatsoever.
Shitty ska - to answer that question. That way if they actually suck, nobody will ever even notice. Everybody will still have a good time. Win / win.
Shitty ska - to answer that question. That way if they actually suck, nobody will ever even notice. Everybody will still have a good time. Win / win.
October 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Not only is that a bad ass name, but I just feel like they need to form a band and start touring IMMEDIATELY for no reason whatsoever.
Shitty ska - to answer that question. That way if they actually suck, nobody will ever even notice. Everybody will still have a good time. Win / win.
Shitty ska - to answer that question. That way if they actually suck, nobody will ever even notice. Everybody will still have a good time. Win / win.