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I make legs for a living. I make everything else as a hobby. Except hands. Hands are also for work.
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which way western man
the two primary guzzler archetypes are 'gas' and 'cum'
July 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
which way western man
I write school excuse notes and I can confirm for every errant childhood thought; it does fill me with immense power to do so.
October 20, 2023 at 2:31 PM
I write school excuse notes and I can confirm for every errant childhood thought; it does fill me with immense power to do so.
We made a mistake normalizing taking a shit. Now guys are like, "gotta grumple down a shangler"
October 19, 2023 at 8:21 PM
We made a mistake normalizing taking a shit. Now guys are like, "gotta grumple down a shangler"
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And folks, we've got AC like you wouldn't believe. Armor Class, that's right. AC so high they couldn't hit us with a +3 Longsword, not if they tried. They're saying nobody's ever seen AC this high in Baldur's Gate before. THAC0 I never understood
October 19, 2023 at 4:07 AM
And folks, we've got AC like you wouldn't believe. Armor Class, that's right. AC so high they couldn't hit us with a +3 Longsword, not if they tried. They're saying nobody's ever seen AC this high in Baldur's Gate before. THAC0 I never understood
I love sandwich shops with someone's name in them because without fail that name will be verbed to your sandwich. Want me to Jimmy it up? Mike it with the sauce? Want the Cheryl'd onions or regular? Cut in half or Terry'd?
October 19, 2023 at 1:30 AM
I love sandwich shops with someone's name in them because without fail that name will be verbed to your sandwich. Want me to Jimmy it up? Mike it with the sauce? Want the Cheryl'd onions or regular? Cut in half or Terry'd?
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Amazing Halloween house up the street from me. Definitely a house. Not a mimic. Perfectly safe.
October 17, 2023 at 12:17 PM
Amazing Halloween house up the street from me. Definitely a house. Not a mimic. Perfectly safe.
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RT and share if you think Dracula is a real guy. Like if you think Dracula is something imagined by kids. Quote if you think Dracula is a metaphor for woke
October 1, 2023 at 9:33 PM
RT and share if you think Dracula is a real guy. Like if you think Dracula is something imagined by kids. Quote if you think Dracula is a metaphor for woke