lol you tell yourself whatever you want and by all means don’t stop for a second to think this is part of Brady’s brand — to make you think one thing while he does another.

If being your Super Hero was easy everybody’d do it. Dude is MAGA, sorry to burst your bubble.

I 100 percent judged gas stations stops by which type of ice they had — there were some chains in the south that had that pellet ice and that was a must

process of elimination at your standard expressway exit went like this: 1. anything that had Coke instead of Pepsi, 2. Wendy's, 3. BK/McDonald's, 4. The Gas Station

I lived most of my 20s and parts of my early 30s on the road and I would pull into a Wendy's before pretty much any of your standard Fast Food spots if all were available at wherever I stopped ... but by no means was I scheduling a Wendy's stop, ffs. This isn't Zaxby's, ffs.

it was a great reminder for me that I've promised my wife to start wearing them with one of those bands around my neck once I turn 50

if I had to guess, he's either calling the whole thing or just being the guy who calls it into Goff (meaning he's more involved with what they're calling snap to snap than normal)

only difference on the first drive I noticed is less obvious forcing the ball to Jameson and less long-developing screens on early downs