Hell yeah @baddesmamajama.bsky.social! Congrats!

This season introduced me to and got me hooked on Foxy Shazam so it felt delightfully full circle for me. Thanks for having killer taste in music.

—new in Gotham. Or someone. But acid-burnt-Joker-him kills Scarecrow before he can talk. Shit is getting real!

To be continued. Making this up as I go for my own entertainment before bed and retail work in the morning.

How can there be two Batmen? How can one be him? Why is said him fucking with him? The Batmen brawl and Two-Face runs off. Leaves the hostage bewildered. Maybe it’s Scarecrow toxin? He visits Scarecrow and beats the hell out of him. Scarecrow talks. It’s not his toxin, but he heard about something—

The real Batman. So he holds someone hostage by the batsignal just to get caught. Batman shows up. He tries to explain what’s happening, but Batman doesn’t care. That’s when Harvey Dent Batman shows up and plays the “who’s the real Batman” game. Two-Face cannot handle this. None of this makes sense.

WTF is going on? Is Clayface fucking with him? He checks it out, can’t be Clayface he’s busy with some other important shit happening in another film that the details are unknown for at this time. He has a full on mental breakdown. Total identity crisis. He turns to the only person he can think of—

—mask. Who’s underneath? Fucking Harvey Dent pre-acid. Two-Face gets away and hides out. Pure panic. How can this be. But a visitor shows up at his hideout. The goddamn Joker. But when Joker steps into the light it’s Two-Face again, just full scars. They tussle. He’s badly wounded but escapes.

Possibly his best blocked and shot film and that’s an insane statement when looking at his filmography.

Sequel to Snakes on a Plane. Vapes on a Train.