Nicholas Flower
@nicholasflower.bsky.social
I am Nicholas Flower. Writer. Roaring Unsuccess. Bastard. &c. Behind the putrid shiver of life, the foul quag of the Broadland. “Like a good compost”.
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my very tall Spanish pharmacist took a photograph of my psychomania t-shirt as he handed me by blood pressure medicine.
October 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
my very tall Spanish pharmacist took a photograph of my psychomania t-shirt as he handed me by blood pressure medicine.
Amazing finds and photo also. Passed the Snowflake tower the other day, wasn’t able to stop but it improved the journey considerably regardless. I’ll return with the kids to drink it in.
October 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Amazing finds and photo also. Passed the Snowflake tower the other day, wasn’t able to stop but it improved the journey considerably regardless. I’ll return with the kids to drink it in.
I’d love to read the tender odes in your anniversary cards.
October 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I’d love to read the tender odes in your anniversary cards.
Really liking that design - and title - on the new collection.
October 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Really liking that design - and title - on the new collection.
one head, four cunts.
October 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
one head, four cunts.
lovely bit of cover, that.
October 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
lovely bit of cover, that.
More “letterbocks” than “fesshole” isn’t it?
October 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
More “letterbocks” than “fesshole” isn’t it?
"ultimate goal"? wow.
September 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
"ultimate goal"? wow.
They should have been mocking you for having a hankie to be honest.
September 29, 2025 at 9:02 AM
They should have been mocking you for having a hankie to be honest.
Good time to purchase one of Moonpig’s extensive “sorry I shit your towel” range.
September 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Good time to purchase one of Moonpig’s extensive “sorry I shit your towel” range.
I for one second this wholeheartedly. I’d buy, read and revel in that shit.
September 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I for one second this wholeheartedly. I’d buy, read and revel in that shit.
Really putting the “cunt” in “utter cunt”.
September 25, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Really putting the “cunt” in “utter cunt”.
it's Twister, right?
September 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
it's Twister, right?
“Police please. Yeah he’s here again. The cunt with the head.”
September 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
“Police please. Yeah he’s here again. The cunt with the head.”
They’re lovely, these beermat birds.
September 6, 2025 at 9:37 AM
They’re lovely, these beermat birds.
Plying your cuntishness, working it tenderly. You cunt, you.
September 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Plying your cuntishness, working it tenderly. You cunt, you.
“a helping” - Christ, you awful bastard
September 3, 2025 at 7:24 AM
“a helping” - Christ, you awful bastard
Wow she’s holding a delicious calippo - a right cooling treat
August 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Wow she’s holding a delicious calippo - a right cooling treat
This is really the most unforgivable of the all the fesses, you total cunt.
August 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This is really the most unforgivable of the all the fesses, you total cunt.
This is wonderful. What a collection!
August 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
This is wonderful. What a collection!