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Nicholas Flower
@nicholasflower.bsky.social
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I am Nicholas Flower. Writer. Roaring Unsuccess. Bastard. &c. Behind the putrid shiver of life, the foul quag of the Broadland. “Like a good compost”.

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Tomy’s “My Robot Oms-B”
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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“Super-low”

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A paragraph from a shite Guardian article about water sommeliers, referencing the “godfather of water” - an original 90s tech guy who lost out in the first dotcom bust. Two panels from a Foodie Bollocks strip in Viz, noting the absurdity of certain trends towards a purported “authenticity of experience” within food culture and the crazy privilege of those with money enough to foster.
August 29, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Had this herbert in the garden the other day - just sat there for the better part of two hours before fucking silently off.
August 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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What might our forebears have meant by this curious assembly? We may never know.
A trio of rocks found in Swaledale, themselves displayed on a larger rock in the classic “cock and balls” style.
May 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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It’s a big day, a happy day.
A heartwarming anniversary email reminder from MBNA pertaining to the first birthday of a loan, eliciting a rush of emotions comparable to that of a parent watching their children grow up.
April 23, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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A grotesque picture of grotesque oaf Donald Trump, captioned with the text “I’m a cunt and so are you”.
November 6, 2024 at 5:48 PM