Nicholas
nicholas1949.bsky.social
Nicholas
@nicholas1949.bsky.social
Colombian with a sense of humor. I love animals and I have 3 cats
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I don't want a serious relationship, because I like to laugh a lot.
December 22, 2024 at 12:58 PM
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When you were going for chiclets I was already making bombs.
December 22, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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I went to alcoholics anonymous and when I got there none anonymous, all known. Then we went to celebrate the reunion
December 22, 2024 at 12:48 PM
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CORONAVIRUS:
-Distance 2 meters.
-No kisses.
-No hugs.
-No sex.
-No social activity.
Same as married life, but with a cough.
December 21, 2024 at 1:46 PM
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-You alone and I alone, do you know what it means?
-Obviously, nobody loves us.
December 21, 2024 at 1:39 PM
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If you don't find the love of your life, on the tenth try, you will be assigned a pet.
Att:
life
December 20, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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-Soldier Brown.
-Yes my captain
-I didn't see him yesterday in the camouflage test.
-Thank you my captain
December 20, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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I totally agree with same-sex marriage, because they also have the right to be as unhappy as heterosexuals.
December 19, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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All women dislike two things about men:
1. That you answer her when she is talking to you.
2. That you stay quiet when she is talking to you.
December 19, 2024 at 9:03 PM
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The two most important books in the history of humanity are:
1. The Bible tells you to love your peers.
2. The Kamasutra that tells you how.
December 19, 2024 at 8:51 PM

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-Dear, what is worse, ignorance or indifference?
-I don't know and I don't care
December 18, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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Yesterday I saw a book called: "How to solve 50% of your problems" so I decided to buy two.
December 18, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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Jesus says: Why do they decorate houses with lights at Christmas? , I was born in Belen, not in Las Vegas.
December 17, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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When you were going for chiclets I was already making bombs
December 17, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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I end the year with a clear conscience, dirty but quiet.
December 16, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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-Do you practice any high-risk sports?
-Yes, sometimes I give my clearest opinion
December 16, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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My girlfriend told me that she had dreamed that I was giving her diamonds. On his birthday I gave him "The Meaning of Dreams"
December 15, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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I don't know whether to fall in love and feel butterflies or get high and see unicorns.
December 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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I don't want a serious relationship, I like to laugh a lot.
December 14, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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Before I doubted everything, today I don't know.
December 14, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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Oh God, if you can't make me lose weight, make my friends gain weight.
December 13, 2024 at 12:58 PM
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Get ready Liver because today Friday you have a talent test.
December 13, 2024 at 12:55 PM
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A woman is walking with her boyfriend, sees a drunk and says:
-That man wanted to marry me 3 years ago.
Her boyfriend answers:
-I don't know anyone celebrating for so long.
December 12, 2024 at 4:50 PM
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Tell a woman a thousand times that you love her and she won't believe you. Tell her just once that she is fat and she will never forget you.
December 12, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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My cats are waiting a visit
December 11, 2024 at 11:24 PM