I don't want a serious relationship, because I like to laugh a lot.
I don't want a serious relationship, because I like to laugh a lot.
When you were going for chiclets I was already making bombs.
When you were going for chiclets I was already making bombs.
I went to alcoholics anonymous and when I got there none anonymous, all known. Then we went to celebrate the reunion
I went to alcoholics anonymous and when I got there none anonymous, all known. Then we went to celebrate the reunion
CORONAVIRUS:
-Distance 2 meters.
-No kisses.
-No hugs.
-No sex.
-No social activity.
Same as married life, but with a cough.
CORONAVIRUS:
-Distance 2 meters.
-No kisses.
-No hugs.
-No sex.
-No social activity.
Same as married life, but with a cough.
-You alone and I alone, do you know what it means?
-Obviously, nobody loves us.
-You alone and I alone, do you know what it means?
-Obviously, nobody loves us.
If you don't find the love of your life, on the tenth try, you will be assigned a pet.
Att:
life
If you don't find the love of your life, on the tenth try, you will be assigned a pet.
Att:
life
-Soldier Brown.
-Yes my captain
-I didn't see him yesterday in the camouflage test.
-Thank you my captain
-Soldier Brown.
-Yes my captain
-I didn't see him yesterday in the camouflage test.
-Thank you my captain
I totally agree with same-sex marriage, because they also have the right to be as unhappy as heterosexuals.
I totally agree with same-sex marriage, because they also have the right to be as unhappy as heterosexuals.
All women dislike two things about men:
1. That you answer her when she is talking to you.
2. That you stay quiet when she is talking to you.
All women dislike two things about men:
1. That you answer her when she is talking to you.
2. That you stay quiet when she is talking to you.
The two most important books in the history of humanity are:
1. The Bible tells you to love your peers.
2. The Kamasutra that tells you how.
The two most important books in the history of humanity are:
1. The Bible tells you to love your peers.
2. The Kamasutra that tells you how.
(Follow me and smile)
-Dear, what is worse, ignorance or indifference?
-I don't know and I don't care
(Follow me and smile)
-Dear, what is worse, ignorance or indifference?
-I don't know and I don't care
Yesterday I saw a book called: "How to solve 50% of your problems" so I decided to buy two.
Yesterday I saw a book called: "How to solve 50% of your problems" so I decided to buy two.
Jesus says: Why do they decorate houses with lights at Christmas? , I was born in Belen, not in Las Vegas.
Jesus says: Why do they decorate houses with lights at Christmas? , I was born in Belen, not in Las Vegas.
When you were going for chiclets I was already making bombs
When you were going for chiclets I was already making bombs
I end the year with a clear conscience, dirty but quiet.
I end the year with a clear conscience, dirty but quiet.
-Do you practice any high-risk sports?
-Yes, sometimes I give my clearest opinion
-Do you practice any high-risk sports?
-Yes, sometimes I give my clearest opinion
My girlfriend told me that she had dreamed that I was giving her diamonds. On his birthday I gave him "The Meaning of Dreams"
My girlfriend told me that she had dreamed that I was giving her diamonds. On his birthday I gave him "The Meaning of Dreams"
I don't know whether to fall in love and feel butterflies or get high and see unicorns.
I don't know whether to fall in love and feel butterflies or get high and see unicorns.
I don't want a serious relationship, I like to laugh a lot.
I don't want a serious relationship, I like to laugh a lot.
Before I doubted everything, today I don't know.
Before I doubted everything, today I don't know.
Oh God, if you can't make me lose weight, make my friends gain weight.
Oh God, if you can't make me lose weight, make my friends gain weight.
Get ready Liver because today Friday you have a talent test.
Get ready Liver because today Friday you have a talent test.
A woman is walking with her boyfriend, sees a drunk and says:
-That man wanted to marry me 3 years ago.
Her boyfriend answers:
-I don't know anyone celebrating for so long.
A woman is walking with her boyfriend, sees a drunk and says:
-That man wanted to marry me 3 years ago.
Her boyfriend answers:
-I don't know anyone celebrating for so long.
Tell a woman a thousand times that you love her and she won't believe you. Tell her just once that she is fat and she will never forget you.
Tell a woman a thousand times that you love her and she won't believe you. Tell her just once that she is fat and she will never forget you.
My cats are waiting a visit
My cats are waiting a visit