Easy — just don’t eat candy.

Enjoy chocolates, confections, desserts, and pastries instead.

Yay! The app designed to destroy Hollywood, give Americans a 15 second attention span, and give vast amounts of data to train Chinese AI is saved!

Thanks Don!

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California is much like Africa:

“If I explain to you California, and you understand what I told you, then clearly I didn’t explain it clearly…”

Did CocaCola and Pepsi finally switch the rest of the world to the “Special American Formula” loaded with High Fructose Corn Syrup? Are they super sizing that 💩 too?

The only reason they don’t use real sugar and natural ingredients in the USA is

PURE
CORPORATE
GREED.

Much like Congress’ “censure” —

“Your punishment is to stand in front of the whole class while we tell everyone what a naughty boy you’ve been…” 🫵

How very Russian of us…

Penal battalions

Given the current situation, we should dig him up and execute him again.

I once got thrown in Facebook jail for two weeks for saying:

— “Americans are lazy”

which isn’t really far off from,

— “Christian men are useless”

*Season

Which studio — Brazzers?

Back in the 80s and 90s, the go-to example of wasteful government spending was the military buying $800 hammers or $600 toilet seats. If you think the answer to that problem is to put Boeing in charge of the contracts that they pay themselves, then... hey, you're gonna love DOGE.

Looks like the Chinese have destroying America down to a Science.

The virus should hit here some time around 01/20…

So many great games are timeless. I like those.

Chess, StarCraft, and Skyrim, etc.

Why is America still run by the Bingo Club?

At least let the Atari crowd take over…

Crime doesn’t pay — MY ASS…

Nobody hates Americans more than America…

🇷🇺 Not Russia
🇨🇳 Not China
🇰🇵 Not North Korea
🇮🇷 Not Iran
🏴‍☠️ Not even ISIS…!