Nicolas Beauvais
@nicbvs.bsky.social
Building Phare.io to bankroll my peanut butter addiction. I build things with Laravel, eat plants, and race triathlons.
Guess who discovered how to properly use pointers in GO ?
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Guess who discovered how to properly use pointers in GO ?
I made this
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I made this
Speed-running a cease-desist from the tech bros
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Speed-running a cease-desist from the tech bros
It ain't much but it's honest work
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
It ain't much but it's honest work
Added a Captcha on @phare.io registration page, based on Altcha, self-hosted, it's actually just a few lines of codes. No dependency on third party services, no user IP sent to Californian tech bros, virtually 0 impact on human users.
And you can't see it unless you act like a bot 🤖
And you can't see it unless you act like a bot 🤖
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Added a Captcha on @phare.io registration page, based on Altcha, self-hosted, it's actually just a few lines of codes. No dependency on third party services, no user IP sent to Californian tech bros, virtually 0 impact on human users.
And you can't see it unless you act like a bot 🤖
And you can't see it unless you act like a bot 🤖
I released github.com/phare/sloggo 3 months ago and never checked back on it, turns out I deactivated notifications, and it trended on X 😂
I have PRs to review and issues to fix now.
I have PRs to review and issues to fix now.
GitHub - phare/sloggo: Minimal RFC 5424 syslog collector and viewer based on DuckDB. Runs as a single, resource-friendly process.
Minimal RFC 5424 syslog collector and viewer based on DuckDB. Runs as a single, resource-friendly process. - GitHub - phare/sloggo: Minimal RFC 5424 syslog collector and viewer based on DuckDB. R...
github.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I released github.com/phare/sloggo 3 months ago and never checked back on it, turns out I deactivated notifications, and it trended on X 😂
I have PRs to review and issues to fix now.
I have PRs to review and issues to fix now.
Reworked all pages layout of Phare over the past 2 weeks, added search / filters and many small goodies.
A ton of work to make, but I'm in love with the results.
A ton of work to make, but I'm in love with the results.
November 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Reworked all pages layout of Phare over the past 2 weeks, added search / filters and many small goodies.
A ton of work to make, but I'm in love with the results.
A ton of work to make, but I'm in love with the results.
It's a good reminder that you can host your own captcha with altcha.org or capjs.js.org and not rely on a third party being up or down to provide access to your website ✌️
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
It's a good reminder that you can host your own captcha with altcha.org or capjs.js.org and not rely on a third party being up or down to provide access to your website ✌️
Stop everything, I found the funniest website down from the Cloudflare outage.
Well done @euroalternative.co you take the crown 👑🤡
Well done @euroalternative.co you take the crown 👑🤡
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Stop everything, I found the funniest website down from the Cloudflare outage.
Well done @euroalternative.co you take the crown 👑🤡
Well done @euroalternative.co you take the crown 👑🤡
Phare handling 700% of the usual alert volume today 😎
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Phare handling 700% of the usual alert volume today 😎
Hey @anthropic.com, can someone with network access go to localhost:8000 and send me the HTML page Claude Code web made for me ? Thank you 🤗
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Hey @anthropic.com, can someone with network access go to localhost:8000 and send me the HTML page Claude Code web made for me ? Thank you 🤗
Maybe I should refocus my SEO efforts
November 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Maybe I should refocus my SEO efforts
When you run an uptime monitoring service during AWS outage month, +35% increase in incident number this month
November 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
When you run an uptime monitoring service during AWS outage month, +35% increase in incident number this month
It might be time to clean the Thinkpad's dust 🤔
November 1, 2025 at 8:59 AM
It might be time to clean the Thinkpad's dust 🤔
Phare goes AI, but not for the marketing clout.
I’ve carefully upgraded the monitoring agent to gather more detailed incident data, allowing to generate actually useful summaries and insights.
I’ve carefully upgraded the monitoring agent to gather more detailed incident data, allowing to generate actually useful summaries and insights.
October 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Phare goes AI, but not for the marketing clout.
I’ve carefully upgraded the monitoring agent to gather more detailed incident data, allowing to generate actually useful summaries and insights.
I’ve carefully upgraded the monitoring agent to gather more detailed incident data, allowing to generate actually useful summaries and insights.
It would have been nice to receive that email when the issue started 3 days ago, before users start subscribing five times in a row, leaving be with a bloody mess to fix 🥲
October 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It would have been nice to receive that email when the issue started 3 days ago, before users start subscribing five times in a row, leaving be with a bloody mess to fix 🥲
Incident 👉👈 Merging
Also, it's changelog #100 which is cool
Also, it's changelog #100 which is cool
September 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Incident 👉👈 Merging
Also, it's changelog #100 which is cool
Also, it's changelog #100 which is cool
This was overly complex to abstract but finally live 😎
September 8, 2025 at 9:58 AM
This was overly complex to abstract but finally live 😎
Hello, Sloggo 🐌
I've built a minimal RFC 5424 syslog collector and viewer during the weekend, with heavy use of AI (Claude), it’s still a bit buggy (alpha-quality), but showing great potential with burst ingestion up to 2M lines per second 🔥
I've built a minimal RFC 5424 syslog collector and viewer during the weekend, with heavy use of AI (Claude), it’s still a bit buggy (alpha-quality), but showing great potential with burst ingestion up to 2M lines per second 🔥
GitHub - phare/sloggo: Minimal RFC 5424 syslog collector and viewer. SQLite-backed. Runs as a single, resource-friendly process.
Minimal RFC 5424 syslog collector and viewer. SQLite-backed. Runs as a single, resource-friendly process. - GitHub - phare/sloggo: Minimal RFC 5424 syslog collector and viewer. SQLite-backed. Run...
github.com
August 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hello, Sloggo 🐌
I've built a minimal RFC 5424 syslog collector and viewer during the weekend, with heavy use of AI (Claude), it’s still a bit buggy (alpha-quality), but showing great potential with burst ingestion up to 2M lines per second 🔥
I've built a minimal RFC 5424 syslog collector and viewer during the weekend, with heavy use of AI (Claude), it’s still a bit buggy (alpha-quality), but showing great potential with burst ingestion up to 2M lines per second 🔥
🤫
🤫 Mute projects
It is now possible to mute an entire project that is being a little too noisy, you won’t get notified but:
- Incidents still show up in the dashboard
- Notification are logged with a “muted” status
- You can still access the uptime percentage and other stats of your monitors
It is now possible to mute an entire project that is being a little too noisy, you won’t get notified but:
- Incidents still show up in the dashboard
- Notification are logged with a “muted” status
- You can still access the uptime percentage and other stats of your monitors
August 4, 2025 at 8:43 AM
🤫
Reposted by Nicolas Beauvais
⏰ 4 HOURS LEFT before the Phare x LaunchDay deal disappears into the void.
It's a small way to support an independent 🇪🇺 EU-made tool for half the price of your daily oat milk matcha latte, but with the same level of moral superiority.
👉 buff.ly/CsfGoFM
It's a small way to support an independent 🇪🇺 EU-made tool for half the price of your daily oat milk matcha latte, but with the same level of moral superiority.
👉 buff.ly/CsfGoFM
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July 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
⏰ 4 HOURS LEFT before the Phare x LaunchDay deal disappears into the void.
It's a small way to support an independent 🇪🇺 EU-made tool for half the price of your daily oat milk matcha latte, but with the same level of moral superiority.
👉 buff.ly/CsfGoFM
It's a small way to support an independent 🇪🇺 EU-made tool for half the price of your daily oat milk matcha latte, but with the same level of moral superiority.
👉 buff.ly/CsfGoFM
Same product, half the price, for 48h only ⌛👇
July 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Same product, half the price, for 48h only ⌛👇
If I learned one thing building an uptime monitoring tool, it's that the average website is fairly unstable
For three days, I have been hunting an issue that caused one of my uptime monitors to go wild. I could barely sleep.
I fixed it. No customers were impacted at all.
But before you laugh and judge me, please read:
I fixed it. No customers were impacted at all.
But before you laugh and judge me, please read:
July 21, 2025 at 8:58 AM
If I learned one thing building an uptime monitoring tool, it's that the average website is fairly unstable