Nicolas Beauvais
@nicbvs.bsky.social
Building Phare.io to bankroll my peanut butter addiction. I build things with Laravel, eat plants, and race triathlons.
We have a very similar growth 🤝
December 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
We have a very similar growth 🤝
Guess who discovered how to properly use pointers in GO ?
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Guess who discovered how to properly use pointers in GO ?
Speed-running a cease-desist from the tech bros
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Speed-running a cease-desist from the tech bros
It ain't much but it's honest work
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
It ain't much but it's honest work
Added a Captcha on @phare.io registration page, based on Altcha, self-hosted, it's actually just a few lines of codes. No dependency on third party services, no user IP sent to Californian tech bros, virtually 0 impact on human users.
And you can't see it unless you act like a bot 🤖
And you can't see it unless you act like a bot 🤖
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Added a Captcha on @phare.io registration page, based on Altcha, self-hosted, it's actually just a few lines of codes. No dependency on third party services, no user IP sent to Californian tech bros, virtually 0 impact on human users.
And you can't see it unless you act like a bot 🤖
And you can't see it unless you act like a bot 🤖
Reworked all pages layout of Phare over the past 2 weeks, added search / filters and many small goodies.
A ton of work to make, but I'm in love with the results.
A ton of work to make, but I'm in love with the results.
November 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Reworked all pages layout of Phare over the past 2 weeks, added search / filters and many small goodies.
A ton of work to make, but I'm in love with the results.
A ton of work to make, but I'm in love with the results.
Stop everything, I found the funniest website down from the Cloudflare outage.
Well done @euroalternative.co you take the crown 👑🤡
Well done @euroalternative.co you take the crown 👑🤡
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Stop everything, I found the funniest website down from the Cloudflare outage.
Well done @euroalternative.co you take the crown 👑🤡
Well done @euroalternative.co you take the crown 👑🤡
Hey @anthropic.com, can someone with network access go to localhost:8000 and send me the HTML page Claude Code web made for me ? Thank you 🤗
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Hey @anthropic.com, can someone with network access go to localhost:8000 and send me the HTML page Claude Code web made for me ? Thank you 🤗
Maybe I should refocus my SEO efforts
November 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Maybe I should refocus my SEO efforts
When you run an uptime monitoring service during AWS outage month, +35% increase in incident number this month
November 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
When you run an uptime monitoring service during AWS outage month, +35% increase in incident number this month
It might be time to clean the Thinkpad's dust 🤔
November 1, 2025 at 8:59 AM
It might be time to clean the Thinkpad's dust 🤔
It would have been nice to receive that email when the issue started 3 days ago, before users start subscribing five times in a row, leaving be with a bloody mess to fix 🥲
October 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It would have been nice to receive that email when the issue started 3 days ago, before users start subscribing five times in a row, leaving be with a bloody mess to fix 🥲
This was overly complex to abstract but finally live 😎
September 8, 2025 at 9:58 AM
This was overly complex to abstract but finally live 😎
Finally achieved greatness with my GPT-4o fine-tuning
July 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Finally achieved greatness with my GPT-4o fine-tuning
Thinking European tech company are not relevant ?
You're just not looking at the right metrics 🇪🇺💪🥇🥈
You're just not looking at the right metrics 🇪🇺💪🥇🥈
June 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Thinking European tech company are not relevant ?
You're just not looking at the right metrics 🇪🇺💪🥇🥈
You're just not looking at the right metrics 🇪🇺💪🥇🥈
It's not much, but hopefully useful 🙏
June 26, 2025 at 8:38 AM
It's not much, but hopefully useful 🙏
That is a great example of what not to do when making UI. The green toggle is locked 🤷♂️
June 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
That is a great example of what not to do when making UI. The green toggle is locked 🤷♂️
Discovered today that I passed Vercel's free plan limit more than a year ago, never got an email about it.
I'm now committed to sacrifice that old domain to find out if there's a ceiling.
I'm now committed to sacrifice that old domain to find out if there's a ceiling.
June 19, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Discovered today that I passed Vercel's free plan limit more than a year ago, never got an email about it.
I'm now committed to sacrifice that old domain to find out if there's a ceiling.
I'm now committed to sacrifice that old domain to find out if there's a ceiling.
I can't remember the last time I had to implement drag and drop, probably more than 5 years ago. I thought this was a solved problem these days with some kind of native API.
Turns out it's still annoying 😩
Turns out it's still annoying 😩
June 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I can't remember the last time I had to implement drag and drop, probably more than 5 years ago. I thought this was a solved problem these days with some kind of native API.
Turns out it's still annoying 😩
Turns out it's still annoying 😩
Did I just receive my first DDOS ? 😅
If that's the case, that was a shitty attempt, and I thought I was worth more than 30 req / s
If that's the case, that was a shitty attempt, and I thought I was worth more than 30 req / s
May 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Did I just receive my first DDOS ? 😅
If that's the case, that was a shitty attempt, and I thought I was worth more than 30 req / s
If that's the case, that was a shitty attempt, and I thought I was worth more than 30 req / s