When two people think they're not compatible cuz they're not on the same path, they need to consider whether one is just further along on it than the other. We all start at the beginning. "A very good place to start." If you're both at the same place on it wouldn't it just feel like standing still?

sometimes the best gift someone can give you is letting you love them in a way they can't reciprocate, because the feeling of absolute and total love & appreciation gives back to you so much more than it bestows. Some say refusing forgiveness hurts you, I say refusing to love hurts you far more.

eating and then having sex is like an internal Heimlich for vagina-havers.

My daughter has been the victim of a horrific DV attack & drove 25 hours cross country home in a panic. She's had 3 surgeries in the past week. This fundraiser is to help her stay here, get her dog brought here to her, and fund flights for us to go back together for trial. FUCK DV gofund.me/67d1b16f

It's not until I hiccup that I realize how long it's been since I've had hiccups. Basically forgot this is a thing.

Saw this on reddit. Phenomenal.

About ten years ago I stopped at a gas station in a nearby bumfuck town and they had an old coffee can near the register with a sign taped around it that said "Support Childhood Cancer" and I thought "I can't believe people are giving money to see more kids get cancer".

Yesterday I spent about 12 hours watching reaction videos to the super bowl halftime show and today is my second day off this week so starting at noon I began doing the same thing with ones I haven't seen yet (youtube, I don't have tiktok) and honestly, I can watch Kendrick's set 1000x. Genius.

I feel like if the space between your eyebrows is wider than the length of one of your eyebrows, then you tweezed way too much.

oh shit it took me five years but just realized why I can't lose this 25 pounds I gained since I quit smoking weed (in my weed-legal state). it's because now every time I feel a certain way I get a snack when I used to pack a bong when I felt like this. I need a substitute.

I just accidentally burned a bag of popcorn in the microwave and will now spend the next 24 hours in paranoid anxiety wondering whether I still smell it, or am having a stroke.

My insurance denied coverage for my heart medicine today for the first time ever. Nadalol. It's been around since 1986 and is super cheap, I cannot fathom why they no longer cover it. This is absurd. One more thing I'm paying for out of pocket despite having insurance. What do I even have it for.

NEW: My staff has confirmed reports that Medicaid portals are down in all 50 states following last night's federal funding freeze. This is a blatant attempt to rip away health care from millions of Americans overnight and will get people killed.

Today I got a notice from my health insurer that the following recent claims by my healthcare provider were denied:

Body Mass Index (BMI) documented
Medication list documented in medical record

How can this even be real??

These stick figure memes acting like I'm not always full of cheese.

Today I spent my day off figuring out what kind of new car I want to get, because my twelve year old car is rapidly approaching the end of its life. I have never financed a car before, nor owned a new car. That will be the next step - planning how to do that without spending hours in a dealership.

Two new tattoos today - Marillion @marillionofficial.bsky.social and (more) Steven Wilson today.