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hegelbagel
@nhegelbagel.bsky.social
He/Him

Aspiring cool guy and screenwriter living in LA
Earlier this year, I finally ditched Xbox. I’ve been a diehard Xbox fan since the 360, but they’ve completely lost me as a consumer over the years. Way too many dumbass decisions, no good exclusives, and one of the worst marketing campaigns I’ve ever seen telling people they don’t need an Xbox
July 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It looks like I get to save money on video games this year! Not much to get excited about this week 🥱
June 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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ARE YOU OKAY?
MEGA64 X SNK
FATAL FURY
LIVE ACTION (OFFICIAL)
April 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It’s strange that Pedro Pascal isn’t in more stuff. I wonder if his career will take off someday… 🤔
April 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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can you die of too much news
April 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Ego got the audience to say "shit" live on SNL. 🤣
April 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
South of Midnight is the first game release of 2025 that I’ve been excited for. Here we gooooo!!! @compulsiongames.bsky.social
April 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My hacker probably gave up once they realized that there's absolutely zero engagement on my posts here
Ok someone hacked my account here. I only check this website 2-3 times per week, so unfortunately I didn’t notice sooner. Thankfully, it looks like only one post was made by the hacker? Strange…
April 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Ok someone hacked my account here. I only check this website 2-3 times per week, so unfortunately I didn’t notice sooner. Thankfully, it looks like only one post was made by the hacker? Strange…
April 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I haven’t slept more than 4 hours a night all week, I’m back to normal now
Lifelong insomniac here. I had the best sleep of my life last night and there’s literally no explanation as to why that happened. This is the best I have ever felt in my entire life
March 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I’m almost done replaying the Mass Effect trilogy for my first time in 12 years. It is every bit as perfect as I remembered. I’m not ready to say goodbye to these characters, especially Liara, Garrus, and TALI(!!!).

We’ll never get another series like this…

Best game trilogy ever
February 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Lifelong insomniac here. I had the best sleep of my life last night and there’s literally no explanation as to why that happened. This is the best I have ever felt in my entire life
February 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
A new reason to go on living 🙌
‘Avatar’ Sequel Series ‘Seven Havens’ Ordered at Nickelodeon, Set After ‘Legend of Korra’ variety.com/2025/tv/news...

"The new 2D animated series will consist of 26 half-hour episodes spread across two seasons, or Books 1 & 2 in “Avatar” style."
February 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’m gonna deadname the shit out of Gulf of Mexico
February 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Say Drake
February 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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SEVERANCE: MASTERPIECE

BEST SHOW ON TV HELL DAMN SON OF A BITCH
February 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
February 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I’ve really enjoyed not being on Twitter these past 5+ years, but I’m gonna make an effort to be on here more. I’m gonna try. No promises
January 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
This is brilliant 🤣
Welcome to the start of MLK Week: The Room! Rocco has now entered the room… who knows what will happen? Will you let him out or make him stay? twitch.tv/mega64podcast
January 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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not Lynch's movie, I know, but god, what a sendoff
January 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I just finished rewatching Severance in anticipation of the new season and, damn… that finale is one of the best episodes of TV ever
January 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
How the fuck has this man not been permanently cancelled yet? Get him outta here!
Jared Leto has been officially cast as Skeletor in the live-action #MastersOfTheUniverse film
December 20, 2024 at 11:06 PM