Nick Harleigh-Bell
@nhbfromnr3.bsky.social
Middle-aged and menopausal.
🏳️🌈LGBTQ+ veteran keyboard warrior and professional mangler of words.
Still Gothic 🦇 at heart but aspires to Scots Baronial (for all you architecture nerds out there)
Woke as fuck - and proudly so.
🏳️🌈LGBTQ+ veteran keyboard warrior and professional mangler of words.
Still Gothic 🦇 at heart but aspires to Scots Baronial (for all you architecture nerds out there)
Woke as fuck - and proudly so.
*Alanis Morrissette warming up her vocals* 🎶 An old man aged 98...🎶
July 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
*Alanis Morrissette warming up her vocals* 🎶 An old man aged 98...🎶
'Phobes can't stand whimsy.
June 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
'Phobes can't stand whimsy.
How bitter and fragile is Laurence Fox? See exhibit A below!
June 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
How bitter and fragile is Laurence Fox? See exhibit A below!
Not Enid Blyton's best work...
May 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Not Enid Blyton's best work...
Comforting to know that French courts' sketch artists are as inscrutable as those in the UK. Guess who it is...
May 13, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Comforting to know that French courts' sketch artists are as inscrutable as those in the UK. Guess who it is...
Should I be concerned that the Swirling Restart of Misery is in red, rather than the more usual white? Has my PC been possessed by demons?
May 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Should I be concerned that the Swirling Restart of Misery is in red, rather than the more usual white? Has my PC been possessed by demons?
Paddington Bear scores a hat trick!
April 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Paddington Bear scores a hat trick!
As my last hurrah on The Artist Formerly Known as Twitter I spent much of today littering the timeline with #GrahamLinehanWanksDogs and deliberately winding up Terfs. I think it was my most enjoyable day ever on the cursed platform.
April 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
As my last hurrah on The Artist Formerly Known as Twitter I spent much of today littering the timeline with #GrahamLinehanWanksDogs and deliberately winding up Terfs. I think it was my most enjoyable day ever on the cursed platform.
Cunts of a feather...
April 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Cunts of a feather...
Blimey! I didn't know you needed special knives for them!
March 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Blimey! I didn't know you needed special knives for them!
They are a living example of a Kakistocracy
March 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
They are a living example of a Kakistocracy
One of life's small pleasures...
February 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
One of life's small pleasures...
Me too, Virg. Me too.
February 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Me too, Virg. Me too.
*taps the sign again*
February 3, 2025 at 9:23 AM
*taps the sign again*
*taps the sign*
January 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
*taps the sign*
January 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Due to the orange juice in the fridge having "turned" a bit, I am drinking a "work beer" this morning. It's been that kind of week.
January 17, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Due to the orange juice in the fridge having "turned" a bit, I am drinking a "work beer" this morning. It's been that kind of week.
I love data-scrubbed advertising. Pretty sure Vorders hasn't even visited Inverkeithing. As for Inverkeithing having mansions...does the secondhand office furniture shop count as a mansion?
January 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I love data-scrubbed advertising. Pretty sure Vorders hasn't even visited Inverkeithing. As for Inverkeithing having mansions...does the secondhand office furniture shop count as a mansion?
"So Nick, how's your first few days back at work after the Christmas break going?"
How it's going:
How it's going:
January 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
"So Nick, how's your first few days back at work after the Christmas break going?"
How it's going:
How it's going:
All year round, entirely secular, satisfying to say aloud #festiveseasonwars #atheistedition
November 16, 2024 at 3:20 PM
All year round, entirely secular, satisfying to say aloud #festiveseasonwars #atheistedition
Cannae beat the Dundonian banter
October 20, 2023 at 5:48 PM
Cannae beat the Dundonian banter
What's your sign?
September 23, 2023 at 5:16 PM
What's your sign?