My favorite thing about operating in eastern time while being in pacific time is that my schedule makes it seem like I’m an early bird instead of a night owl

Introducing a curious cat to a new place is like owning a duster with legs. It’ll get in every corner and pick up all the dust that is there

Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

ahem www.theverge.com/24282022/kam...

Like the only way to read this is that a guy who is not the President said “you may break the law for a while and I won’t punish you when I become President” and everyone said, sure, good enough

Just me or is American Airlines incapable of operating their flights on time?

called a customer support line to be greeted by an AI agent that asked for my name. My last name sounds like “no” so it processed it as tho I was refusing to give my name 🤦🏻‍♂️