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The more I think about it. Being the face of a meme is terrible. I'm thankful my relatively newborn incident of eating sand has been lost media unlike the subpar copper from Ea Nasir
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 AM
The more I think about it. Being the face of a meme is terrible. I'm thankful my relatively newborn incident of eating sand has been lost media unlike the subpar copper from Ea Nasir
Arse crack of dawn looks a lot better when you're not in a dingy facility
October 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Arse crack of dawn looks a lot better when you're not in a dingy facility
This might be me being self absorbed and drunk on holiday vibes but Thai sounds like Vietnamese scrambled Animal Crossing style. Wondering if Thai people think that of VN too
October 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This might be me being self absorbed and drunk on holiday vibes but Thai sounds like Vietnamese scrambled Animal Crossing style. Wondering if Thai people think that of VN too
I'm having the best Games Week in years LOL 😂
October 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I'm having the best Games Week in years LOL 😂
Can the media stop giving this neo nazi c*nt a voice until they report he actually gets his comeuppance
September 2, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Can the media stop giving this neo nazi c*nt a voice until they report he actually gets his comeuppance
Was at Ryoji Ikeda last night for a city event Now or Never. Ended the night feeling like the city was quiet for once & my ears stuffed with cotton. Also reflecting how apathetic to digital sounds I've become. I'm paying to sit and listen to the dial up tone and watching oscillating graphs for fun
August 29, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Was at Ryoji Ikeda last night for a city event Now or Never. Ended the night feeling like the city was quiet for once & my ears stuffed with cotton. Also reflecting how apathetic to digital sounds I've become. I'm paying to sit and listen to the dial up tone and watching oscillating graphs for fun
Nah man basic cheese shouldn't cost this much
August 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Nah man basic cheese shouldn't cost this much
Memorise your sibling's phone numbers because they are so much more likely to pick up than your parents when you're in trouble
August 15, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Memorise your sibling's phone numbers because they are so much more likely to pick up than your parents when you're in trouble
Just tell me when you're ripe 😩
August 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Just tell me when you're ripe 😩
I can't read the tiny ass card number on my driver's licence. The ink is overlapped by the comically huge printed date of birth 😑
July 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I can't read the tiny ass card number on my driver's licence. The ink is overlapped by the comically huge printed date of birth 😑
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I think we need to stop obsessing over the mushroom murders and turn our attention to the NT coroner’s inquest report into the police shooting and death of Kumanjayi Walker by policeman Zach Rolfe
July 8, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I think we need to stop obsessing over the mushroom murders and turn our attention to the NT coroner’s inquest report into the police shooting and death of Kumanjayi Walker by policeman Zach Rolfe
I've changed. I can't go back to my basic condiment ways
June 17, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I've changed. I can't go back to my basic condiment ways
I'm ok. He just has a tattoo of a frog in a wizard hat. Harmless really
May 20, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I'm ok. He just has a tattoo of a frog in a wizard hat. Harmless really
Dad out of the blue: AHH OMG
Mum: *flustered* what?! what? whats happening?!
Dad: I forgot to cook porridge today 😔
Me in the next room: ARE YOU F**KING SERIOUS
Mum: *flustered* what?! what? whats happening?!
Dad: I forgot to cook porridge today 😔
Me in the next room: ARE YOU F**KING SERIOUS
May 16, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Dad out of the blue: AHH OMG
Mum: *flustered* what?! what? whats happening?!
Dad: I forgot to cook porridge today 😔
Me in the next room: ARE YOU F**KING SERIOUS
Mum: *flustered* what?! what? whats happening?!
Dad: I forgot to cook porridge today 😔
Me in the next room: ARE YOU F**KING SERIOUS
The psychologist waitlist for my condition is 4-6 months long. I...how do I even cope until then. Like what??
May 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
The psychologist waitlist for my condition is 4-6 months long. I...how do I even cope until then. Like what??
I'm so fucking cringe folks
April 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I'm so fucking cringe folks
I love the market
April 28, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I love the market
Why do all the XL glasses gotta be Aviator style 😒 I wanna look like an owl not Jeffrey Dahmer
April 27, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Why do all the XL glasses gotta be Aviator style 😒 I wanna look like an owl not Jeffrey Dahmer
I have a minuscule good deed I do which is give a thumbs up to the driver yielding me in the lane. That's right. youse a legend. Cheers mate 👍
April 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I have a minuscule good deed I do which is give a thumbs up to the driver yielding me in the lane. That's right. youse a legend. Cheers mate 👍
My dentist wants teeth pics for progress with my new aligners, which I feel no issue with but- I have 20 pics of my side profile and I'm happy with none of them
April 2, 2025 at 8:59 AM
My dentist wants teeth pics for progress with my new aligners, which I feel no issue with but- I have 20 pics of my side profile and I'm happy with none of them
I'm only just fathoming being a fly on Hayao Miyazaki's wall rn
April 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I'm only just fathoming being a fly on Hayao Miyazaki's wall rn
Guess what game I played over the weekend. Fuck Jimmy
March 30, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Guess what game I played over the weekend. Fuck Jimmy
Made my own poppycock just to ease a craving. It's insanely good
February 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Made my own poppycock just to ease a craving. It's insanely good