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Jas ♎️✨🧚🏾‍♀️
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FKA: MadameZabini. Elder millennial Philly-adjacent jawn. Silly goose 🪿. IRL Yapper. Game player (Sims, Stardew, D&D). I believe in magic 🪄 and a crazy little thing called love 💕. 🪴💨🧶.
Auntie teaches the ancient texts.
October 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Yesterday was my birthday. Went on a hike & had brunch with That Man before having dinner with the fam.

Grateful for this little life (I think I like it 😊) and that I get to spend it as a Black woman.
September 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Proof of life or whatever
August 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Well then it must be a Mandela Effect 😆 I went to the Google (so I could check myself since I might be wrong) and it showed me this:
July 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I can’t resist a Flashback Friday braids edition 🥹
July 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Someone leak the Epstein client list to her STAT!
July 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
July 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
That sounds about right
July 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I forgot to take a picture of the slushies we made, but trust me, they were delicious.
June 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Random nature pics to cleanse the Skyline a bit
June 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Proof.

My momma sent me this pic of mine when she was cleaning out some storage.
June 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Beebs got her toes done 🥹🥰
May 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but go sit in that lady’s chair. I’m positive you’ll feel better afterwards.

Oh, I was talking about the hairdresser. But you should absolutely seek therapy as well.
May 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. No cheating!! 😊
May 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I have thoughts about cars like this but the sun is still up.
April 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
40.5 🤓
April 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
April 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This picture from last year just came up in my memories and let me say… be grateful I’m not a gym rat.
April 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Reskeet the spectacles, nerds 🤓
April 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
A movie from the year you turned 30
April 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
“Strawberry Letter 23” feels like riding into the city to get my Easter dress.
March 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Beautiful 🥰🥹
March 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
A photo you could use as an album cover.

Like Sean, I have several, but this one here got called “album cover” in my DMs when it dropped
March 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It’s Black Women’s History Month!
March 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
See a beach pic, post a beach pic.
February 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM