Jas ♎️✨🧚🏾♀️
@nezukosmouthguard.bsky.social
FKA: MadameZabini. Elder millennial Philly-adjacent jawn. Silly goose 🪿. IRL Yapper. Game player (Sims, Stardew, D&D). I believe in magic 🪄 and a crazy little thing called love 💕. 🪴💨🧶.
Update:
I’m 3 chapters into Stone Sky and uh…I am definitely going to be revisiting this series after a palate cleanser or two.
I’m 3 chapters into Stone Sky and uh…I am definitely going to be revisiting this series after a palate cleanser or two.
The Fifth Season may be my new favorite book.
The fully fleshed world. The deep lore. The research. The POV chapters that are titled with hints of what’s to come.
*That* scene with Baster & Syenite? I was destroyed.
@nkjemisin.bsky.social…you did that.
The fully fleshed world. The deep lore. The research. The POV chapters that are titled with hints of what’s to come.
*That* scene with Baster & Syenite? I was destroyed.
@nkjemisin.bsky.social…you did that.
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Update:
I’m 3 chapters into Stone Sky and uh…I am definitely going to be revisiting this series after a palate cleanser or two.
I’m 3 chapters into Stone Sky and uh…I am definitely going to be revisiting this series after a palate cleanser or two.
I helped a little boy pick out his Wawa treat by teaching him “eenie-meanie-miney-moe”, and I feel I have completed my community service for the day.
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I helped a little boy pick out his Wawa treat by teaching him “eenie-meanie-miney-moe”, and I feel I have completed my community service for the day.
Get you someone who has the range to go from “La La Lu” by Peggy Lee to “Damage Control” - (Culture Jam), Wale & Pusha T.
Not me, though. There’s an armed man who can fight and don’t play about the kid.
Not me, though. There’s an armed man who can fight and don’t play about the kid.
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Get you someone who has the range to go from “La La Lu” by Peggy Lee to “Damage Control” - (Culture Jam), Wale & Pusha T.
Not me, though. There’s an armed man who can fight and don’t play about the kid.
Not me, though. There’s an armed man who can fight and don’t play about the kid.
16. Flew to California for a hs bball tourney & to visit my PopPop.
We got into some fancy shop on Rodeo Drive cuz the salesperson thought he was Johnny Cochran 😂
We got into some fancy shop on Rodeo Drive cuz the salesperson thought he was Johnny Cochran 😂
9. How old were you when you took your first plane ride?
October 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
16. Flew to California for a hs bball tourney & to visit my PopPop.
We got into some fancy shop on Rodeo Drive cuz the salesperson thought he was Johnny Cochran 😂
We got into some fancy shop on Rodeo Drive cuz the salesperson thought he was Johnny Cochran 😂
Just came back from the Mediterranean in August. I went to Rome, Santorini, Mykonos, Kusadasi (Turkey), and Naples
6. Where is the last place you traveled to?
October 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Just came back from the Mediterranean in August. I went to Rome, Santorini, Mykonos, Kusadasi (Turkey), and Naples
I have no desire to see Russia
4. What place will never travel to?
October 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I have no desire to see Russia
Kusadasi, Turkey
3. Where was the best place you traveled to?
October 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Kusadasi, Turkey
With family: technically, the 757 to visit my dad’s fam.
Without family: Houston for a work conference.
Without family: Houston for a work conference.
2. Where is the first place that you traveled to?
October 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
With family: technically, the 757 to visit my dad’s fam.
Without family: Houston for a work conference.
Without family: Houston for a work conference.
Aruba
1. Quote this with a place you've traveled to.
October 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Aruba
Auntie teaches the ancient texts.
October 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Auntie teaches the ancient texts.
When you have mega-stellium in two signs that immediately follow your sun sign…
Fall is always ME season 🥰
Fall is always ME season 🥰
October 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
When you have mega-stellium in two signs that immediately follow your sun sign…
Fall is always ME season 🥰
Fall is always ME season 🥰
The only place where I want everyone to know my name is Cheers.
500k me, stat!
500k me, stat!
Would you make $500k a year and not be famous or make $10 mil a year and you’re famous and everyone know you??
October 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The only place where I want everyone to know my name is Cheers.
500k me, stat!
500k me, stat!
Having decision paralysis because I try to be as informed as possible before making a choice.
Once a choice is made, I’m going that way & not turning back. I hate to find out later I could/should have chosen a different path. 😡
Once a choice is made, I’m going that way & not turning back. I hate to find out later I could/should have chosen a different path. 😡
11. What is your least favorite thing about your sign?
October 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Having decision paralysis because I try to be as informed as possible before making a choice.
Once a choice is made, I’m going that way & not turning back. I hate to find out later I could/should have chosen a different path. 😡
Once a choice is made, I’m going that way & not turning back. I hate to find out later I could/should have chosen a different path. 😡
We’re ten toes down on our decisions, once we make them.
10. What is your favorite thing about your sign?
October 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
We’re ten toes down on our decisions, once we make them.
All of em.
7. What zodiac signs do you attract?
October 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
All of em.
No thank you. I don’t wanna share a season.
6. Would you date someone with the same sign as you?
Why or why not?
Why or why not?
October 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
No thank you. I don’t wanna share a season.
Scorpio
4. What is the best zodiac sign you've dated?
October 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Scorpio
Maybe it’s the two mega-stellium in my chart, but Scorpio and Sag
2. Besides your own, what is your favorite zodiac sign?
October 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Maybe it’s the two mega-stellium in my chart, but Scorpio and Sag
Libra
1. What is your zodiac sign?
October 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Libra
In other news, I’m tired of my work setup and now am shopping for a wireless keyboard/mouse situation.
Corporate keyboard warriors…link me your favorite “click-clacks”, please.
Corporate keyboard warriors…link me your favorite “click-clacks”, please.
October 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
In other news, I’m tired of my work setup and now am shopping for a wireless keyboard/mouse situation.
Corporate keyboard warriors…link me your favorite “click-clacks”, please.
Corporate keyboard warriors…link me your favorite “click-clacks”, please.
Sometimes, I wish I could navigate life with the audacity and delusion of a mediocre palm person.
a video of a woman with the words delusional thoughts from fantasy island
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October 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Sometimes, I wish I could navigate life with the audacity and delusion of a mediocre palm person.
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Let me see act iii live first then we can boycott
October 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Let me see act iii live first then we can boycott
Yesterday was my birthday. Went on a hike & had brunch with That Man before having dinner with the fam.
Grateful for this little life (I think I like it 😊) and that I get to spend it as a Black woman.
Grateful for this little life (I think I like it 😊) and that I get to spend it as a Black woman.
September 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Yesterday was my birthday. Went on a hike & had brunch with That Man before having dinner with the fam.
Grateful for this little life (I think I like it 😊) and that I get to spend it as a Black woman.
Grateful for this little life (I think I like it 😊) and that I get to spend it as a Black woman.
[redacted statement intended to deflect from being called a masterpiece]
Thank you, Friend! 🫶🏾💜
Thank you, Friend! 🫶🏾💜
Happy birthday to @nezukosmouthguard.bsky.social and Stevie Wonder’s “Songs in the Key of Life,” two masterpieces that share a birthday
September 28, 2025 at 1:42 PM
[redacted statement intended to deflect from being called a masterpiece]
Thank you, Friend! 🫶🏾💜
Thank you, Friend! 🫶🏾💜
Also, there is a toddler in my house but he called Coach Saint & asked if he could come over. He never calls my dad. Only “my Aunt T” (aka The Lady, my mama).
So I walked in to the sounds of the Watercolors jazz station and a 3.5 year old yelling “CANNABAAAA” while he jumps on my mama’s bed.
So I walked in to the sounds of the Watercolors jazz station and a 3.5 year old yelling “CANNABAAAA” while he jumps on my mama’s bed.
September 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Also, there is a toddler in my house but he called Coach Saint & asked if he could come over. He never calls my dad. Only “my Aunt T” (aka The Lady, my mama).
So I walked in to the sounds of the Watercolors jazz station and a 3.5 year old yelling “CANNABAAAA” while he jumps on my mama’s bed.
So I walked in to the sounds of the Watercolors jazz station and a 3.5 year old yelling “CANNABAAAA” while he jumps on my mama’s bed.