Nez Jones
@nezjones.bsky.social
Hermit, Proxy Maker, Restless Alarmist
Why spend 20k on a commander deck when I can print it for 1/100000000th of the price
Why spend 20k on a commander deck when I can print it for 1/100000000th of the price
Craving Peanut butter cups that's not Reese's
October 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Craving Peanut butter cups that's not Reese's
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Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.
I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.
I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.
July 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.
I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.
I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.
making Man children crash out for hitting too hard.
August 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
making Man children crash out for hitting too hard.
What's worse than losing in a children's card game? When the adults act like they're still in high school in a gaming group.
August 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
What's worse than losing in a children's card game? When the adults act like they're still in high school in a gaming group.
Cloud's big bonk is worth the buy ..Yuffie pulled the play of the game this night
June 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Cloud's big bonk is worth the buy ..Yuffie pulled the play of the game this night
Welp, time to Objectify this Cloud precon and turn it into a deck worthy to goon on.
June 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Welp, time to Objectify this Cloud precon and turn it into a deck worthy to goon on.
Six man commander pods is like that one fight scene in oldboy.
May 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Six man commander pods is like that one fight scene in oldboy.
Remember, FF characters in mtg can and will die to removal or other state based effects
May 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Remember, FF characters in mtg can and will die to removal or other state based effects
There's elfball .then there's Unlimited Elf Works
May 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
There's elfball .then there's Unlimited Elf Works
Played long enough to smell whose from what venue they come from...
May 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Played long enough to smell whose from what venue they come from...
If you find yourself in a pod of Eldrazi players..just watch the fireworks
April 19, 2025 at 7:43 AM
If you find yourself in a pod of Eldrazi players..just watch the fireworks
Well.. it didn't last long for me to hate this game again.
April 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Well.. it didn't last long for me to hate this game again.
A win that leaves opponents marinated.
April 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
A win that leaves opponents marinated.
Two infinite combos not enough...the whole deck needs more
April 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Two infinite combos not enough...the whole deck needs more
Finally, an actual game of Commander
April 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Finally, an actual game of Commander
Support your local brick and mortar...unless you like 100 sweaty strangers clogging your bathroom on the weekends for a pre release.
April 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Support your local brick and mortar...unless you like 100 sweaty strangers clogging your bathroom on the weekends for a pre release.
Squirrels only mimic a fraction of what elves can do.
April 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Squirrels only mimic a fraction of what elves can do.
Whatever happens, the hardware store will always have something you can use..
April 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Whatever happens, the hardware store will always have something you can use..
Kill things.. Only to get blindsided by mothman..a fitting end.
April 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Kill things.. Only to get blindsided by mothman..a fitting end.
It's bishonen windy weather..the kind boys kisses boys under the Sakura trees..the kind of wind that blows you over the freeway bridge and causes a three vehicle collision.
April 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It's bishonen windy weather..the kind boys kisses boys under the Sakura trees..the kind of wind that blows you over the freeway bridge and causes a three vehicle collision.
Never play a game you don't vibe with. Why put yourself in a position to feel literally beaten at the end of the night
April 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Never play a game you don't vibe with. Why put yourself in a position to feel literally beaten at the end of the night
Looking for a wholesome pekomama pic for a proxy is like journeying into the chaos domain of Slaanesh for Vanilla porn...it's there, but you have to fight through the Degenerate s
March 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Looking for a wholesome pekomama pic for a proxy is like journeying into the chaos domain of Slaanesh for Vanilla porn...it's there, but you have to fight through the Degenerate s
I view group hug decks like a Yandere gf. If you're not careful they will be at your door unscrewing the hinges.
March 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I view group hug decks like a Yandere gf. If you're not careful they will be at your door unscrewing the hinges.
My table is literally cluttered with broken precons ready to refit into a deck....I hate this.
March 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
My table is literally cluttered with broken precons ready to refit into a deck....I hate this.
There are temptations to turn a casual deck into a competitive deck...I just can't do that so I can impress a tryhard..let the big fish suffocate in their small tank.
March 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
There are temptations to turn a casual deck into a competitive deck...I just can't do that so I can impress a tryhard..let the big fish suffocate in their small tank.