Next Week News
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News reports from one week in the future!
By @aidankellaher.bsky.social
By @aidankellaher.bsky.social
July 22, 2025 - The United States military announces a draft
July 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
July 22, 2025 - The United States military announces a draft
July 13, 2025 - This new button is everywhere
July 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
July 13, 2025 - This new button is everywhere
July 1, 2025 - The chatbots have gone rogue
June 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
July 1, 2025 - The chatbots have gone rogue
June 30, 2025 - The Empire State Building has grown
June 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
June 30, 2025 - The Empire State Building has grown
June 25, 2025 - Sidewalk etiquette is now standardized
June 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
June 25, 2025 - Sidewalk etiquette is now standardized
June 11, 2025 - Some innovative companies are reimagining time management
June 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
June 11, 2025 - Some innovative companies are reimagining time management
June 5, 2025 - They’re crowning the new child that’s suddenly on everyone’s social media feeds
May 30, 2025 at 6:05 AM
June 5, 2025 - They’re crowning the new child that’s suddenly on everyone’s social media feeds
June 3, 2025 - A breakthrough new technology for upstairs neighbors
May 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
June 3, 2025 - A breakthrough new technology for upstairs neighbors
May 27, 2025 - Percussive maintenance is now more effective
May 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
May 27, 2025 - Percussive maintenance is now more effective
May 26, 2025 - They finally patched the worst thing in math
May 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
May 26, 2025 - They finally patched the worst thing in math
They’ve adjusted the Doomsday Clock again
January 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
They’ve adjusted the Doomsday Clock again
February 4, 2025 - New updates from the National Weather Service
January 29, 2025 at 6:24 AM
February 4, 2025 - New updates from the National Weather Service
January 29, 2025 - Greenland is actually that big now
January 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
January 29, 2025 - Greenland is actually that big now