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Garfield
@newportsmooths.bsky.social
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I talk about them so much that since my mom is learning more about nonbinary people who use multiple pronouns, since I use both, my mom sometimes says “they” and says “wait is it he or they” bc she wants to make sure she respects them properly, but also had never met him when first asking this lol
September 7, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I was so scared to be awkward, but something in me told me to develop this friendship, and now he cannot escape me unless a meteor strikes one of us off the planet. It’s the most mutual love I’ve ever felt. I hope they see this and just know I think and talk about them all the time.
September 7, 2025 at 5:56 AM
It was the only time I’ve ever woken my dad up with silence, we stayed out on the balcony in beautiful summer weather and talked the night away with whatever mundane or deep memories we had to share. I don’t remember what we talked about, but I will hold that night in my heart for life.
September 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I worried my twenty years of knowing my friend and twenty minutes of talking to magnus would be at odds, but we talked together all night. It happened so naturally as we walked back to my dad’s around madison. We just sat on my balcony and smoked and talked for so many hours.
September 7, 2025 at 5:53 AM
We followed each other on insta that night (I’m so good at exchanging socials while drunk) and I just thought they were so cool, he listened to the same music, made incredible art, fell in love with every aspect of them. I was so scared we would have nothing to talk about and we were with my friend.
September 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I had big hangxiety the next morning bc I thought I made an ass of myself being drunk and talkative (I always think I’m annoying to the point of irreparable damage when I’m talkative bc old mean friends) and then I had the courage to message him the next time I was in town to hangout.
September 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
One of my fav things is watching the video my other bestie took of me and my friend singing karaoke and then panning the camera and Magnus is just laughing happily at how goofy we were. Judgment free from the jump, just giggling bc we were going so hard on karaoke to an empty bar.
September 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Say what you want about alcohol, but if I didn’t get drunk and ask my best friend in the middle of her tinder date to come sing karaoke, I would’ve never met the LOVE OF MY LIFE DUDE !!
September 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I’ll just never be able to get over the way the world brought us together. I’m not a big believer in fate, but we HAD TO meet each other. It would’ve been so simple for the interaction to end after the 30 seconds it required, but it gave me a lifelong friend i cherish and am in love with forever.
September 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
One of the things that kept me going through my move was knowing that one of the two people in my life I’m not related to that I believe will be in my life forever is here. I love magnus so much. I’m not gonna tag him but they can see this if they want to 🫶🏻
September 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Also got to crack the moving champagne I was gifted w my mom and the loml so that was so beautiful and the best way to celebrate imo
September 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Only food in the fridge to make is eggs, so it’s breakfast burritos at 10pm (salsa, onions also available) so we’re gonna dance to cuz lightyear like i’m 18 and make some evening eggs
September 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I did win the season though, made me wish we put money on it like my family’s fantasy league. But within the next 2 yrs I’m p sure I’m joining family league as a 2for1 w my aunt. I WANT MY NAME ON THE PLAQUE!!!
August 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
That night was insane bc I ended up w #1 draft pick, drafted incredibly, Kennedy Davenport was there, I went to say hi, I lost memory at that point bc I was DRUGGED !! I know I talked to her bc we took selfies, but I only remember ab 2 seconds of it before it all went 📉
August 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Only me and 1 friend in the league watched as it aired, so no one even knew what was going on by e5. Me and the same friend were also the only ones to do research pre draft. Then we were so disorganized and last minute that we were doing the draft over text while I was in the bar waiting 4 premiere
August 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Esp bc I was the only one who kept points for the whole league. I set it up and told everyone I would tally ALL points but that they can do the same (some points are subjective) and I would average them out in the end, but then no one kept points so I HAD TO pay attention to EVERY second
August 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
15 was the last season I felt attached to, probably because I loved Sasha before drag race and I was so excited to see her compete, and I also had a drag race fantasy league that season, which def made me VERY invested in every moment
August 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
But I will be real w yall, I have not rewatched 16 or 17 or the untucked bc new drag race doesn’t hit the same FOR ME
August 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I think this behavior is exclusive to those who have watched every season 4x+
August 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I have a drag tarot deck that I’m gonna need us to recreate this moment with lmaooo
August 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Also army recruiters, I have also never done that 👉👈
August 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM