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Garfield
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I GOT TO KISS A CUTE PERSON TODAY AND YOU DIDNT !! HAHA !!
September 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I’m starting to believe for the first time in the female-character -protagonist-having-a-breakdown-with-no-pants-and-alcohol-dancing-for-no-reason-drinking-while-cooking type beat bc that’s literally me rn
September 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Have you ever watched a season of drag race so many times but haven’t watched the untucked more than 2x so instead of watching the season again, you just watch the whole season of untucked ??
August 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I’m surprised that yall are surprised Jamie Lee Curtis is a baddie when she always has been ???
August 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Have you ever been to a concert where ur the youngest person not working and u just sit like
July 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I’m not entirely sure how but one of the hospice nurses just mistook me for a patient 💀
July 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I made a bunch of croc charms and everyone at the lake wears crocs so I think I’m just gonna start putting random ones on peoples crocs until they realize I’m the culprit
June 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My dad rly loves this bitmoji
June 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Want to rant ab feelings but literally anyone would tell me to just stfu and keep it pushing
June 24, 2025 at 6:48 AM
wtf is wrong w my brain who let me be damaged like this ?? (Me)
June 24, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Maybe morning hope w clear mind will think differently?? Or at least I have therapy 😭
June 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
FUUUUUUUUUCK
June 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Oh got damn I did it again
June 24, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Me to myself tonight while taking my meds tonight: “and cheers to miss butthole”
June 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Sometimes I think of how much me and my dad travel and why we haven’t gone on a cruise and then I remember that we both hate sitting still with nothing to do bc if that’s what’s happening we drink beer and play cribbage and we can do that at his condo, we’re in it for the museums and excursions !
May 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Just realized I never post pics in here so hello !!
May 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I saw a post ab “at these event we put all the nonbinary ppl to work” and it made me think of how at the lake, I just decided to throw myself into that position of being asked to do any, and all tasks I’m capable of. No one expected it of me but they were READY to put me to work !!
May 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
If you’re an artist that uses AI I will 100% immediately delete/unfollow your ass, like your career is being stolen by this shit and you’re still using it for lil trends?? Fuck off. Every time I see people in the comments tell them, they delete them, then pretend no one had an issue.
May 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I just typed a whole thing about deleting my thoughts before posting on other apps, then deleted it… before posting… fitting
April 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I love the boomers in my life because they’re all so progressive and our conversation topics are fairly predictable which my brain loves. So of course, I should’ve expected that in two separate conversations one of the first questions I’d get was “did you hear the pope died?”
April 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
My lil self care bird and I are flying at the same time 😭🫶🏻
April 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I get so irritated by people who can’t follow simple instructions when flying bc you are the reason we won’t take off on time and I’ll be cutting it so unbelievably close as is 😭
April 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Got breakfast for under $10 at the airport. Now did I specifically sit at a part of the gate where no one would see what insanity I’m eating at 5am?
April 21, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Met a dude at a bar bc I went by myself n he was chill, I wasn’t flirty or interested, but bc of my name being easy to look up, he found me on FB and idk why he didn’t think that when he added me that I’d clock his clown fetish 💀
April 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The one thing I can always count on ab living in a conservative state and a fairly progressive town is that no one will clock me as nonbinary, but they will absolutely clock me as queer when dressed like my daily self
April 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM