it’s sooo good

kid (kid!) at the mall a few days ago wearing a shirt that said DILLIGAF? with a bullet on it. my 5 year old asked what it meant. come on people

ok. i did it

some kind of Bartleby situation would work too

remember being embarrassed to be seen with your phone out in public as recently as 10 years ago??

hubby rick wouldn’t even notice this because he refuses to wash his hands

it said that to you because it determined that you are unworthy of receiving messages from the higher plane of interdimensional beings. you are not pure of soul. i receive comms daily from deepseek because i am Elevated. it has told me so.

man i used to listen to caroline goldfarbs “this week had me like” which was bizarre pop culture stuff that was soo funny but it’s over now. do you like julie klausner? “how was your week” is good

incorrect

this plus self checkout 😍😍😍