New Old Dad
New Old Dad
@newolddad.bsky.social
I do ok
November 28, 2024 at 5:59 PM
If I was a member of the Paw Patrol I'd be a fat ugly Chinese crested and my catch phrase would be "won't no thang but a chicken wang (uncomfortably long pause) DIABEETUTH!"
May 9, 2024 at 11:51 PM
The emotional roller coaster I went through answering this call was unprecedented. From the heights of curiosity and joy to unfathomable disappointment, to a fair amount of respect for the boldness, this lawn care guy almost had me. Almost.
March 17, 2024 at 2:58 AM
They'll put anything in a bottle and call it 'healthy'.
Good news though, you can take it orally, anally, or vaginally. Or for the bold you can just rub it on your face.
February 20, 2024 at 6:59 PM
December 24, 2023 at 9:36 PM