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Too Weak.
June 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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here's today's post: "good fucking riddance to Elon Fucking Musk" — a look back at the Space Nazi's reign of error.
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good fucking riddance to Elon Fucking Musk
a look back at the Space Nazi's reign of error
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June 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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from today's post: a look back at all the times the Space Nazi beclowned himself through arrogance, incompetence and stupidity.
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the Space Nazi has left the building. good. fuck that guy. Elon, in his role as Director of the Department of Breaking Shit You Don’t Understand, caused untold damage to America, and to the world. it’s estimated that the cuts to USAID alone have already resulted in 300,000 deaths worldwide, most of them children. on top of all that, he’s probably stolen all of our personal data, as well. Elon was a menace — but he was also a silly dipshit who repeatedly shot himself in both feet and irrevocably harmed his own brand. let us count the ways. let’s mock all the times he shit the bed, and then rolled around in the mess.
June 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: May 31 edition" — Cillizza gets stickered, Tapper gets crappered, Joni spews baloney, and so much more...
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this week in stupid: May 31 edition
Cillizza gets stickered, Tapper gets crappered, Joni spews baloney, and so much more...
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May 31, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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from "this week in stupid," my wrap-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened, in which Joni Ernst, Chris Cillizza, Jake Tapper and Donny Dipshit all act like the dicks that they are.
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Iowa Senator and pig-castration aficionado Joni Ernst held a town hall this week — and like so many Republicans, she encountered a buzzsaw of angry voters demanding to know why social programs were being gutted so that gazillionaires could get another round of tax cuts. unlike others in the GOP, however, Joni maintained her cool. after she told a bunch of lies about how the real problem is “illegals” receiving Medicaid benefits (fact check: they don’t, because they can’t), the crowd started shouting “PEOPLE WILL DIE.” no biggie, countered Joni, because — ‘well, we all are going to die.’ wait, what? why am I just hearing about this now? my my, aren’t we fucking philosophical, Joni. of course, some of us will die in bed, surrounded by our loved ones, and some of us will die face down in the gutter because we can’t afford medical care — but does any of that really matter? because in the end, we’re all just expired meat, right? it’s a wise old saying: elect a bunch of psychopath clowns, get a psychopath circus.
May 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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from today's post, about Mad King Donny's stunning losing streak in court, and all the doughy Republican pantloads filling their diapers about it.
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Republicans want you to believe that Donny’s unconstitutional barrage of executive orders are being blocked by some evil fucktangle of commie rat-bastard Democratic judges. um, no. Democracy Docket crunched the numbers and found almost as many Republican-appointed judges are smacking down Donny as Democratic ones. The Trump administration has lost a shocking 96% of rulings in federal district courts so far this month, according to a recent analysis by Adam Bonica, a professor of political science at Stanford. Bonica’s data indicates that judges across the ideological spectrum are ruling against Trump at similar rates. He’s lost in 72% of rulings issued by Republican-appointed judges and 80% of rulings by Democratic-appointed judges. first of all, wow. 96% of all rulings in May went against Donny. but look at that stunning second set of numbers: 72% of Republican judges who were tasked with dealing with Donny’s dumbfuckery ruled overwhelmingly that he’s not the messiah. he’s a very naughty boy.
May 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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jefftiedrich.bsky.social
here's today's post: "Taco Donny got smacked by a court and every Republican lost their shit"
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Taco Donny got smacked by a court and every Republican lost their shit
shut the fuck up, you diaper-loaders
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May 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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from today's post, about Mad King Donny's impotent rage-posting at his ex-bestie Vlad Putin.
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is there any other country on the planet whose chief executive’s social media is a 24/7 firehose of petty grievances? spoiler alert: the answer is no, because it’s just fucking insane. I cannot stress this enough: Mad King Donny should not be conducting foreign policy via a series of colicky rage-posts. it accomplishes nothing, and it’s just embarrassing. the world is laughing at us. can someone please take away Dear Leader’s phone? but let’s look at what Donny’s saying: ‘if it weren’t for me, lots of really bad things would have already happened to Russia, and I mean REALLY BAD.’ excuse me, but what ‘REALLY BAD things’ has Donny personally kept from happening to Russia? who the fuck does Donny imagine he’s working for? last time I looked, Donny’s title was President of the United States, not Protectorate of Russia. I’m so old, I remember when American presidents looked out for the interests of their own country — not those of our adversaries. Donny’s having the saddest of saddy-sad sads right now because — after twelve years spent sucking up to Putin in a pathetic effort to be his bestie — it’s finally dawning on this dilapidated old dotard that Vlad is never going to be his friend. Putin’s been playing Donny like a fiddle since day one.
May 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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here's today's post: "be nice to Donny, Vlad — you’re making him cry" — the whole world is laughing at Dear Leader.
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be nice to Donny, Vlad — you’re making him cry
the whole world is laughing at Dear Leader
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May 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Beyond parody.
May 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Greenpeace activists lit up London’s Tower Bridge with a protest calling for people to “resist Donald Trump and his Billionaire bullies.”

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May 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Trump, April 7: "shouldn't be that long" until a new Gaza deal

Trump, April 25: "very close" to a trade deal with Japan

Trump, April 26: Russia and Ukraine are "very close to a deal"

All of those remarks made headlines—but more than a month later, none of those deals are done
May 29, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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We did a podcast called Trump Zoo with Adam Zyglis, Bill Day, Daryl Cagle and yours truly! Check it out on You Tube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u4G...
Trump ZOO! Political Cartoonists Draw Trump as Animals! 130 Cartoons! Caglecast #68
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May 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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The buck stops here ... and here ... and here ...
#CryptoGrift
May 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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jefftiedrich.bsky.social
first they came for the white South Africans, and I didn't speak out— because no one is coming for the white South Africans, you deranged paranoid lunatics. what the fuck is wrong with you
May 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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jefftiedrich.bsky.social
from today's post, on Kristi Noem's astonishing inability to explain habeas corpas. also: Marco Rubio gets taken to the woodshed for being a disgrace.
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“habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country.” bzzzzzt! sorry, no — not even close. Senator Hassen, would you like correct our confused cosplayer? “habeas corpus is the legal principle that requires that the government provide a public reason for detaining and imprisoning people. if not for that protection, the government could simply arrest people, including American citizens, and hold them indefinitely for no reason. habeas corpus is the foundational right that separates free societies like America from police states like North Korea.” oh, huh. then it doesn’t mean that Dear Leader can eighty-six whoever he wants? oopsies! how the fuck could Noem get that wrong? there are three possible explanations for why Kristi answered as she did — none of them good. the first is that Kristi has no idea what habeas is, and just blurted out the first thing that popped into her vacant skull. the second is that Kristi actually believes the answer she gave — because morons gonna moron. the third — and scariest — possibility is that Noem knows full well what habeas corpus is, but deliberately gave a wrong answer — because fuck you, that’s why. how dare you question Kristi the All-Powerful? do you want to live out the rest of your days in a Salvadoran slave-labor gulag? no? then shut the fuck up.
May 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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here's today's post: "he’s such a fucking embarrassment" — Mad King Donny ambushes South Africa’s President Ramaphosa.
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he’s such a fucking embarrassment
Mad King Donny ambushes South Africa’s President Ramaphosa
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May 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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from today's post, about Donny hectoring South Africa's President Ramaphosa over racist conspiracy theories.
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at this point, you have to wonder why any world leader would agree to an Oval Office meeting with Little Donny Fuckface. there’s just no way of knowing what you’re in for. at best, you’ll merely sit there — like Macron — with a fake smile plastered on your face as the Boy King of America plays his impotent little dominance games. you then get to go home without having created an international incident. at worst, you’ll walk straight into an ambush, as happened to Zelenskyy. yesterday, Cyril Ramaphosa, the president of South Africa, had a sit-down with Donny — and Donny zelenskied the shit out of him. “what would happen if you put the black president of South Africa in a room with a demented white supremacist fuckwit” is a question no one asked — but yesterday we got the answer: it was a distressing-to-watch five-alarm shit-show. just look at what a ginormous asshole Donny is. he can’t even introduce Ramaphosa without gratuitously insulting him.
May 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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oh look, it's today's post: "Mad King Donny’s secret crypto dinner breaks new ground in corrupt fuckery" — the greed goes up to eleven — and stays there.
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Mad King Donny’s secret crypto dinner breaks new ground in corrupt fuckery
the greed goes up to eleven — and stays there
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May 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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from today's post, about the fuckery that went down at the secret crypto greedfest dinner that was held last night at Donny Convict's Virginia golf motel
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cranking the greed dial way past eleven, Donny held a Who Can Give Me The Most Money Contest to reward ‘investors’ who bought the most memecoins. last night, the top 220 shovelers-of-cash-into-Donny’s-pocket got to have dinner at his Virginia golf motel — and today, the top 25 shovelers will get a personal tour of the White House. here’s what we know about what went on last night: fuck-all. you want to know who attended Donny’s corruptionpalooza? fuck you, that’s their names. you want to know what countries they came from? fuck you, that’s where they live. you want to know how much Donny personally profited off of each attendee? fuck you, that’s how much.
May 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in Stupid: May 24 edition" — my round-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened.
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this week in Stupid: May 24 edition
MAGA sucks it, Sporky chucks it, and so much more...
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May 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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from "this week in stupid," my wrap-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened.
Margie Greene loses a battle of wits with an AI, Donny cons crypto dipshits out of millions, and more.
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all of us should have seen this coming a mile away. you know all those bros who ponied up anywhere from hundreds of thousands to millions of dollars in order to get to hang with Dear Leader at his Big Crypto Corruption Dinner? they got played. they were promised they would get to hobnob with The Great Dealmaker himself — and they came home with bupkis. none of that shit happened. here’s how Donny ‘thanked’ them for their six- to seven-figure ‘investment’ into his fake money. look at this plateful of what in the actual fuck. this is the meal the crypto bros got served at Donny’s Virginia golf motel. “It was the worst food I’ve ever had at a Trump golf course,” Nicholas Pinto, a business influencer who poured around $300,000 into Trump’s coin, told Wired of the entree, a surf-and-turf dish that included halibut and filet mignon. Speaking to Fortune, he criticized the latter as a “Walmart steak.” Pictures of the plates suggested that the dinner was barely up to airline standards. so sorry to hear that you didn’t enjoy your three-hundred-thousand dollar meatwad, bro. maybe write Dear Leader a strongly-worded letter. here are two dudes who liked the food, but were totally bummed out when Dear Leader showed up, mumbled a few words into a microphone, and then got the fuck out of there. NEW: Two attendees of Trump’s crypto VIP reception and dinner last night shared that while the food was good, they were disappointed by the lack of meaningful interaction with the president. They had hoped for more access and perhaps even a Q&A session for the top wallet holders, but instead, the speech was essentially a reiteration of the U.S.’s goal to become the global leader in crypto. “He just gave a few remarks and left,” one said. so, Donny flimflammed a bunch of crypto assholes out of millions of dollars and gave them nothing in return. that might actually be a public service. I’m conflicted.
May 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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here's today's post: "elderly golfer’s brain goes fuckity-bye in batshit West Point speech" — Donny can’t be bothered to act like a human being.
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elderly golfer’s brain goes fuckity-bye in batshit West Point speech
Donny can’t be bothered to act like a human being
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May 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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from today's post, about Mad King Donny's stark barking batshit speech at West Point.
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Donny also can’t be bothered to hold his salute for an appropriate length of time — and Donny can’t be bothered to remove his cap during the National Anthem. Donny’s gonna wear whatever he wants, and Donny’s gonna do whatever he wants. that’s just the way Mad Kings roll — because, as always, fuck you, that’s why. who’s going to tell him he can’t? Donny also can’t be bothered to find appropriate topics for his speech. let’s skip ahead to the crowning moment of what the fuck — because, well, what the fuck? “…a trophy wife. it didn’t work out too well. but it doesn’t— and that doesn’t work out too well, I must tell you. a lot of trophy wives. doesn’t work out. but it made him happy for a little while, at least. but he found a new wife. he sold his little boat, he got a big yacht, one of the biggest yachts anywhere in the world. he moved for a time to Monte Carlo, but he lived a good life. and time went by and he got bored, and fifteen years later, the company that he sold to called him, and they said, ‘the housing business is not for us.’ you have to understand, when Bill Levitt was hot, when he had momentum, he’d go to the job sites every night. he’s pick up every loose nail. he’d pick up every scrap off wood. if there was a bolt or a screw laying on the ground he’d pick it up.” that was Donny’s big takeaway to the graduating cadets: don’t marry a trophy wife. nothing but headaches. they get so mad at you when you fuck a porn star and pay her hush money to keep her mouth shut about it.
May 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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jefftiedrich.bsky.social
here's today's post: "Republicans hate our troops — and no one hates them more than Donald Trump" — watch what they do, not what they say.
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Republicans hate our troops — and no one hates them more than Donald Trump
watch what they do, not what they say
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May 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM