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The truth is, I'm here to entertain ME, not you. If you feel anything is 'too sacred to ridicule' you are an extremist.


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December 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
when people tell you who they are... believe them.
December 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
December 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
"Donald... We've been doing this every year for decades..."
-Ghost of Christmas Past, right about.... * looks at watch * Now.
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
As soon as he enters Venezuelan airspace, Donnie's gonna have them confiscate his magic sack...
December 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I'm legit worried what is gonna happen when Santa flies over Venezuelan airspace, and the US decides to 'confiscate' the magic sack...
December 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It's chase a squirrel out of the house season again!
December 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
And that explains her sparkling sugar snorting habit... Life's been rough on her.
December 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The little round ones are for Tinsel Lung awareness.
December 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Duck season! Shoot! Shoot!
December 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"Dammit... The servo is doing it again..."
December 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
No problem.. I know a guy.
December 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Congrats to Donald Trump on winning the coveted and prestigious McDonald's 20 Piece Prize.
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Oh, I see it now...
December 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Claws, surely...
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Quiet, pedo.
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Think his hand is bruised? You should see his knees!
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
So.
Turns out "Bubba" was the name of Maxwell's horse.

Yep.
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
October 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
October 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
No.. he should be trapped in a painting.
October 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
We can guess what it would look like, though.
October 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM