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The truth is, I'm here to entertain ME, not you. If you feel anything is 'too sacred to ridicule' you are an extremist.
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when people tell you who they are... believe them.
December 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
when people tell you who they are... believe them.
"Donald... We've been doing this every year for decades..."
-Ghost of Christmas Past, right about.... * looks at watch * Now.
-Ghost of Christmas Past, right about.... * looks at watch * Now.
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
"Donald... We've been doing this every year for decades..."
-Ghost of Christmas Past, right about.... * looks at watch * Now.
-Ghost of Christmas Past, right about.... * looks at watch * Now.
As soon as he enters Venezuelan airspace, Donnie's gonna have them confiscate his magic sack...
December 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
As soon as he enters Venezuelan airspace, Donnie's gonna have them confiscate his magic sack...
I'm legit worried what is gonna happen when Santa flies over Venezuelan airspace, and the US decides to 'confiscate' the magic sack...
December 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I'm legit worried what is gonna happen when Santa flies over Venezuelan airspace, and the US decides to 'confiscate' the magic sack...
It's chase a squirrel out of the house season again!
December 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It's chase a squirrel out of the house season again!
And that explains her sparkling sugar snorting habit... Life's been rough on her.
December 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
And that explains her sparkling sugar snorting habit... Life's been rough on her.
The little round ones are for Tinsel Lung awareness.
December 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The little round ones are for Tinsel Lung awareness.
Duck season! Shoot! Shoot!
December 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Duck season! Shoot! Shoot!
"Dammit... The servo is doing it again..."
December 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"Dammit... The servo is doing it again..."
No problem.. I know a guy.
December 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
No problem.. I know a guy.
Congrats to Donald Trump on winning the coveted and prestigious McDonald's 20 Piece Prize.
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Congrats to Donald Trump on winning the coveted and prestigious McDonald's 20 Piece Prize.
Oh, I see it now...
December 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Oh, I see it now...
Think his hand is bruised? You should see his knees!
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Think his hand is bruised? You should see his knees!
So.
Turns out "Bubba" was the name of Maxwell's horse.
Yep.
Turns out "Bubba" was the name of Maxwell's horse.
Yep.
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
So.
Turns out "Bubba" was the name of Maxwell's horse.
Yep.
Turns out "Bubba" was the name of Maxwell's horse.
Yep.
No.. he should be trapped in a painting.
October 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
No.. he should be trapped in a painting.
We can guess what it would look like, though.
October 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
We can guess what it would look like, though.