Frederick Winslow Homer Simpson
@newdealer.bsky.social
Has eyes for JD Vance...and JD Vance eyes.
December 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Has eyes for JD Vance...and JD Vance eyes.
New slogan, "See B.S. on CBS"
December 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
New slogan, "See B.S. on CBS"
CBS = Complete Bull Shit
December 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
CBS = Complete Bull Shit
And the maker of bad news for all Americans
December 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
And the maker of bad news for all Americans
Squealer's gonna squeal
December 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Squealer's gonna squeal
He was shit-pilled
December 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
He was shit-pilled
Wass the prollem, ossifer?
December 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Wass the prollem, ossifer?
Put Jefferson's mammoth wheel of cheese back in the foyer, too!
December 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Put Jefferson's mammoth wheel of cheese back in the foyer, too!
Maybe he hurt his hands on that walker he's been using
December 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Maybe he hurt his hands on that walker he's been using
She's Squealer.
December 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
She's Squealer.
Republicans in the Central Valley were all for it until Obama got money in the stimulus package to help make it happen.
December 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Republicans in the Central Valley were all for it until Obama got money in the stimulus package to help make it happen.
AI can hallucinate a rail connection for them.
December 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
AI can hallucinate a rail connection for them.
Trains full of ANTIFA!
December 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Trains full of ANTIFA!
Make 'em rebuild Penn Station while we're at it!
December 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Make 'em rebuild Penn Station while we're at it!
Idaho has been trying off and on (and without success) to restore Amtrak's "Pioneer" service between Portland and Chicago by way of Ogden, Utah, which ran between about 1976 and 1996.
December 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Idaho has been trying off and on (and without success) to restore Amtrak's "Pioneer" service between Portland and Chicago by way of Ogden, Utah, which ran between about 1976 and 1996.
My family enjoyed eating our way through the Land of Enchantment last summer!
December 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My family enjoyed eating our way through the Land of Enchantment last summer!
Wow. He really looks like he's slowing down. A walker. Sad!
December 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Wow. He really looks like he's slowing down. A walker. Sad!
…and morally treasonous.
December 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
…and morally treasonous.
Reposted by Frederick Winslow Homer Simpson
Is it possible his hand has already fallen off and that’s just a rubber hand from like a Halloween store?
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Is it possible his hand has already fallen off and that’s just a rubber hand from like a Halloween store?