Frederick Winslow Homer Simpson
@newdealer.bsky.social
Same energy...
December 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Same energy...
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December 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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He's just the thirstiest motherfucker alive
December 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
He's just the thirstiest motherfucker alive
Rick Blaine, for the win...
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Rick Blaine, for the win...
Jeff Goldblum wore it better...
November 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Jeff Goldblum wore it better...
Needs to make himself a get-up out of this flag:
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Needs to make himself a get-up out of this flag:
"Look at your fuckin' face!"
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"Look at your fuckin' face!"
Who wore it better?
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Who wore it better?
From the the Canadian hit TV show, How It's Made -- a look inside the "Boxed Beef" factory...
November 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
From the the Canadian hit TV show, How It's Made -- a look inside the "Boxed Beef" factory...
They've got a name for people like you, Steve. That name is called "recidivism." Repeat offender! Not a pretty name, is it Steve?
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
They've got a name for people like you, Steve. That name is called "recidivism." Repeat offender! Not a pretty name, is it Steve?
I think they were surprised when the Dems started showing up like this...
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I think they were surprised when the Dems started showing up like this...
Flawless Victory
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Flawless Victory
CAN'T AFFORD EITHER ONE!!!
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
CAN'T AFFORD EITHER ONE!!!
Those gestures look like something from the old SNL "Master Thespian" skits.
"Acting!"
"Genius!"
"Thank you!"
"Acting!"
"Genius!"
"Thank you!"
November 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Those gestures look like something from the old SNL "Master Thespian" skits.
"Acting!"
"Genius!"
"Thank you!"
"Acting!"
"Genius!"
"Thank you!"
"Sometimes, you poke the bear. Sometimes, well, he pokes you."
November 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
"Sometimes, you poke the bear. Sometimes, well, he pokes you."
Imagine what she would say about the time they had ACTUAL aliens do the half-time show...
October 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Imagine what she would say about the time they had ACTUAL aliens do the half-time show...
I promise that if the adminstration backs down and reopens the government, the JD-Vance-as-a-Little-Pig-Man memes will continue.
October 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I promise that if the adminstration backs down and reopens the government, the JD-Vance-as-a-Little-Pig-Man memes will continue.
Has it EVER not sucked ass?
I mean, the Simpsons called it out decades ago...
I mean, the Simpsons called it out decades ago...
September 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Has it EVER not sucked ass?
I mean, the Simpsons called it out decades ago...
I mean, the Simpsons called it out decades ago...