Crotch Goblin: but it’s just me referring to my labia gobbling my yoga pants at the gym

The fool: I'm gonna kill a bad person

The sage: Yeah but there's more bad guys than just one

The fool: Ok well I gotta make change by killing a whole bunch of bad people

The sage: Or you could just change the minds of even more people than you need to kill

The fool:

The sage: *chk-chk* let's go

I don't really believe that Luigi will break out of prison and fight an entire revolution for me. But in this 100,000 word essay I posit the question: What if, like, he did?

Had a dream about a man I’ve been talking to he told me he was bisexual- is this a premonition?
My response was “yea, I know you have a nose piercing”

#lovebimen

Sorry, I can’t right now, I’m busy flirting with the divine

The secret to loving your life:
1. Become more feral
2. Be so serious about being unserious
3. Treat everyday like society is a bunch of made of rules, and creat neutral chaos

For the next week, you can say, “But Trump just made that legal,” and the cop will have to let you go.

Telling a man to “chill out big dog”
Is my drug of choice.
Like Sir, why are you so frazzled? That time of the month???
Can’t be that serious.

I lust for men, but yearn for women
#queerwomandilemma