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the old web is dying and the new web struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters
Yeah? You give a lot of gold ingots to world leaders? What the fuck are you talking about man? This is the most open-and-shut case of corruption there is, you have worms in your brain
November 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Buddy it's not normal no matter where you are
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
*loosening bolts on a limo* "Motorcade's haunted"
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Reposted by ℕ𝔼𝕌ℝ𝕆ℙ𝕆𝕊𝕊𝕌𝕄
Seeing reports that sharks aren't mammals they're fish and OK teach, OK college, glad to see they still let nerds on the internet I was worried.
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Bad Brains was banned from the nation's capital, your exclusion from the culture elevates you above it instead of burying you below it
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Oh my god I didn't realize this was his teacher portrait 😭😭😭 that's so much worse
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
People forget this but Epstein was borderline illiterate. In his senior photo, you can see that he misspelled his own name in the background lmao
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I work in a hospital and there's these signs everywhere telling people not to park stretchers in the hallway, with the most smug fucking clipart chicken going 😃👍 I hate him with my whole being
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Me complimenting my buddy's outfit
November 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Turned off the rude label in my settings and you're fully visible now, but almost nobody knows how to do that or bothers to put in the effort. It's a huge bummer.
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This is not your fault btw, a witch cursed me with the brain of a dog
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Yet another absolute banger Poison Jr post that I do not understand
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 AM
You can tell if a pro-Israel baby roleplayer is the real deal based on whether or not they blow up their own house with their family inside
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I am gonna be thinking about this constantly throughout the new season
November 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Godspeed chief, I've been watching Community since release and yet somehow this interaction is kinda not surprising on any level. You are a very weird guy!
October 31, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Its Halloween, and the creator of Rick and Morty is replying to me in what feels like a ChatGPT prompt to be the most annoying Gen X'er stereotype possible. I am a criminal poorly aiming around the corners of your mind. You are the cop, hesitating forever to do something meaningful.
October 31, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I think you might be eating those crayons if you think police are competent
October 31, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Award Winning Show Runner Dan Harmon: "Hello small niche community of firearm safety people. Is this accurate?"

A guy who has covered multiple wars in person and is deeply involved in guns: "No! Thanks for asking (:"

Award Winning Show Runner Dan Harmon: "I wasn't looking for DEBATE or LINKS"
October 31, 2025 at 7:28 AM
It's a related thought though. Like historically the less money and power you had, the less you were able to spray and pray, it's why people still use bolt actions. Cops usually just fire indiscriminately. I'm not even like "bad take man", I'm just genuinely confused 😭 dan it's propaganda
October 31, 2025 at 7:25 AM
that's all
October 30, 2025 at 10:29 AM