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the old web is dying and the new web struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters
I have so many good photos and stories of Dirt after a month but most importantly is this: yeehaw
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I have so many good photos and stories of Dirt after a month but most importantly is this: yeehaw
People forget this but Epstein was borderline illiterate. In his senior photo, you can see that he misspelled his own name in the background lmao
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
People forget this but Epstein was borderline illiterate. In his senior photo, you can see that he misspelled his own name in the background lmao
I work in a hospital and there's these signs everywhere telling people not to park stretchers in the hallway, with the most smug fucking clipart chicken going 😃👍 I hate him with my whole being
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I work in a hospital and there's these signs everywhere telling people not to park stretchers in the hallway, with the most smug fucking clipart chicken going 😃👍 I hate him with my whole being
stupidddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
October 30, 2025 at 10:29 AM
stupidddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Turned off the setting for google to scrape my data for their disgusting AI and it was like "are you sure 🥺🥺🥺 what about all this history you have" and my only prompt was from months ago, telling it to fuck off and never ever talk to me again
October 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Turned off the setting for google to scrape my data for their disgusting AI and it was like "are you sure 🥺🥺🥺 what about all this history you have" and my only prompt was from months ago, telling it to fuck off and never ever talk to me again
This part of the article is so striking to me because its like, man it's a 1500 page spending bill. Of course it's boring. You're not supposed to go "this is gayyyyy" and invent an apocalypse-level spambot. What is wrong with you.
October 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This part of the article is so striking to me because its like, man it's a 1500 page spending bill. Of course it's boring. You're not supposed to go "this is gayyyyy" and invent an apocalypse-level spambot. What is wrong with you.
Love how bluesky cuts off your handle
October 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Love how bluesky cuts off your handle
I was like wait why did I only get one notification for two likes. It turns out that the entire profile is marked as ℹ️RUDE. This is one of the only visible posts by default.
October 23, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I was like wait why did I only get one notification for two likes. It turns out that the entire profile is marked as ℹ️RUDE. This is one of the only visible posts by default.
They hide the truth because they know it will set us free
October 23, 2025 at 6:53 AM
They hide the truth because they know it will set us free
It was the first post 🥲
October 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
It was the first post 🥲
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC... here's a .gov link while those still work
October 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC... here's a .gov link while those still work
As I'm writing this he is curled up in the little viewing nook next to the couch, sleeping in his favorite blankets and occasionally waking up to survey the neighborhood. A perfect creature. Tiny little violent miracle.
October 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
As I'm writing this he is curled up in the little viewing nook next to the couch, sleeping in his favorite blankets and occasionally waking up to survey the neighborhood. A perfect creature. Tiny little violent miracle.
Befriend your local cryptid
October 15, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Befriend your local cryptid
I would take a bullet for this fucking idiot. I want to rename him but everyone already knows him as Dirt and he responds to this name so like! Okay!!! I guess you're Dirt.
October 15, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I would take a bullet for this fucking idiot. I want to rename him but everyone already knows him as Dirt and he responds to this name so like! Okay!!! I guess you're Dirt.
When he falls asleep on purpose, he puts a hand on your leg so he notices if you move and can keep guarding you. As soon as we started giving him food, he was our little goon. "Whaddya say boss"-ass creature. But so gentle and sweet and trusting. Like how otters hold hands so they don't drift apart.
October 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
When he falls asleep on purpose, he puts a hand on your leg so he notices if you move and can keep guarding you. As soon as we started giving him food, he was our little goon. "Whaddya say boss"-ass creature. But so gentle and sweet and trusting. Like how otters hold hands so they don't drift apart.
Indescribable how much I love this little freak. He will try to guard me while I'm sleeping and then just fall asleep at the foot of my bed, like twelve times a night. He doesn't understand tables so he's just taken to jumping on every surface and then looking at me like 👁️👄👁️ to see if I move him.
October 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Indescribable how much I love this little freak. He will try to guard me while I'm sleeping and then just fall asleep at the foot of my bed, like twelve times a night. He doesn't understand tables so he's just taken to jumping on every surface and then looking at me like 👁️👄👁️ to see if I move him.
It's wild how much of his life has been spent around our yard. It's wild how much the term feral could not describe him. This dude is a tiny angel who just happened to have swords on his fingers until recently for reasons outside of his control.
October 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
It's wild how much of his life has been spent around our yard. It's wild how much the term feral could not describe him. This dude is a tiny angel who just happened to have swords on his fingers until recently for reasons outside of his control.
Went back in my photo roll (thank you autistic fixation with old cameras) and found the day he first showed up and demanded love, June 2025
October 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Went back in my photo roll (thank you autistic fixation with old cameras) and found the day he first showed up and demanded love, June 2025
It's been about 8 months since he started showing up, which means this dude was a kitten when he started living in the streets. The vet also said that his tail shape is also because of an old injury but it doesn't seem to bother him.
October 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM
It's been about 8 months since he started showing up, which means this dude was a kitten when he started living in the streets. The vet also said that his tail shape is also because of an old injury but it doesn't seem to bother him.
He was swiping at me a little bit and yowling at the door for a day or two but has immediately relaxed into a routine. We didn't even need to train him to use the litter box. Small dude just moved in and set up shop.
October 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
He was swiping at me a little bit and yowling at the door for a day or two but has immediately relaxed into a routine. We didn't even need to train him to use the litter box. Small dude just moved in and set up shop.