The diehards regularly spending $15/person at McDonald's... I don't understand it.
The only fastfood I've had recently are Jack in the Box's 2/$2 tacos.
Are they tacos? No. Are they trash? Yes. But they scratch the itch and they're priced as fast food should be.
The only fastfood I've had recently are Jack in the Box's 2/$2 tacos.
Are they tacos? No. Are they trash? Yes. But they scratch the itch and they're priced as fast food should be.
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The diehards regularly spending $15/person at McDonald's... I don't understand it.
The only fastfood I've had recently are Jack in the Box's 2/$2 tacos.
Are they tacos? No. Are they trash? Yes. But they scratch the itch and they're priced as fast food should be.
The only fastfood I've had recently are Jack in the Box's 2/$2 tacos.
Are they tacos? No. Are they trash? Yes. But they scratch the itch and they're priced as fast food should be.
If you haven't been on your eighth bottomless mimosa of the afternoon, doing exactly this like a 19th century chemist one shaky hand away from blowing himself up, you haven't properly mimosa'ed.
Flawless technique.
Flawless technique.
November 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If you haven't been on your eighth bottomless mimosa of the afternoon, doing exactly this like a 19th century chemist one shaky hand away from blowing himself up, you haven't properly mimosa'ed.
Flawless technique.
Flawless technique.
In my area, the skunks have sweet personalities (I've had young ones walk right up to me, including between and on my feet).
The raccoons, on the other hand, are the devil.
The raccoons, on the other hand, are the devil.
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
In my area, the skunks have sweet personalities (I've had young ones walk right up to me, including between and on my feet).
The raccoons, on the other hand, are the devil.
The raccoons, on the other hand, are the devil.
I thought his first term was bad.
I knew this time around would be worse, but holy crap. He's being an absolute bastard even to his most faithful followers.
I knew this time around would be worse, but holy crap. He's being an absolute bastard even to his most faithful followers.
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I thought his first term was bad.
I knew this time around would be worse, but holy crap. He's being an absolute bastard even to his most faithful followers.
I knew this time around would be worse, but holy crap. He's being an absolute bastard even to his most faithful followers.
The writing doesn't just make him a passive actor in his own crimes. It's BAD.
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The writing doesn't just make him a passive actor in his own crimes. It's BAD.
Coal is simply refusing to comply in advance.
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Coal is simply refusing to comply in advance.
No one has ever gotten laid by being fluent in Dutch.
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
No one has ever gotten laid by being fluent in Dutch.
"It's all going to work out, right? RIGHT?"
Then your emotions get stretched out on a rack for another couple hundred pages.
Then your emotions get stretched out on a rack for another couple hundred pages.
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
"It's all going to work out, right? RIGHT?"
Then your emotions get stretched out on a rack for another couple hundred pages.
Then your emotions get stretched out on a rack for another couple hundred pages.
Me, hours before getting absolutely fucking wrecked: "This looks like it'll be a feel-good adventure."
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Me, hours before getting absolutely fucking wrecked: "This looks like it'll be a feel-good adventure."
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
I've seen a whole lot of people get canned for being jerks. How do these people think their precious little moron's insufferability isn't going to pose barriers to his success?
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I've seen a whole lot of people get canned for being jerks. How do these people think their precious little moron's insufferability isn't going to pose barriers to his success?
This was my exact experience when I was in Amsterdam. That constant feeling that you're on the verge of understanding what people are saying is maddening.
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This was my exact experience when I was in Amsterdam. That constant feeling that you're on the verge of understanding what people are saying is maddening.
Also, joining West Virginia would be like tying yourself to a boat anchor in terms of financial viability.
November 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Also, joining West Virginia would be like tying yourself to a boat anchor in terms of financial viability.
*someone tries to make eye contact*
*Scalzi hisses like a stressed out possum*
As someone who easily gets over-socialized, relatable.
*Scalzi hisses like a stressed out possum*
As someone who easily gets over-socialized, relatable.
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
*someone tries to make eye contact*
*Scalzi hisses like a stressed out possum*
As someone who easily gets over-socialized, relatable.
*Scalzi hisses like a stressed out possum*
As someone who easily gets over-socialized, relatable.
He also thinks he can score on Serena Williams.
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
He also thinks he can score on Serena Williams.
This is brilliantly written.
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This is brilliantly written.
They're two out of the three legs, to be honest.
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
They're two out of the three legs, to be honest.