Your niece loves you, too, and she says “aroooo!!!!”

Love you friend. I have my phone on me if you need entertainment or someone to talk to or pictures of your niece or literally anything.

Just like everything else in life.

Also, if anyone from the show Bob’s Burgers sees this, I need you guys to know. I absolutely love you and this is a tribute to the show. I just happen to be vegan. I’m so sorry that I’m a heathen. Actually I’m not sorry that I’m a heathen, but you know. #VeganHeathen

I can start texting you that, but I charge a small fee.

Remind me sometime to tell you a story about a person I used to know of mine and the Salvation Army