Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney
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Please stop yelling at me you're scaring my geese.

Also hey do you like greasy, dumb, joyful videos about video games OKAY GOOD 'CAUSE I'VE GOT 'EM.

You... Tube?: youtube.com/@nerdsonsafari
Begging Capcom to let me do the voice of a second, booby-prize merchant in all future Resident Evils. Underachieving twin brother of RE4's merchant, selling nothing but USB cables, and various expired milks.
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Li'l teaser for the next video.
October 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This video's easily the most popular thing I've ever put on the internet, which is funny 'cause it's just a clip yanked from another, far less popular thing I put on the internet.

How's that happen? I dunno maaan. Some mysteries must never be solved. Like where water lives. Or how gravity is made.
October 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Me and the homies peacing out on account of how dumb your face is being right now:
September 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
When the game tries to get you to eat your vegetables, but you've spent the last several hours mainlining ice cream and churros:
September 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
New video is so close to done. I can taste it. I CAN TASTE IT.

Anyway here's a teaser but like maybe turn the volume down unless you're in the mood to explain yourself to anyone who happens to be near you right now.

I'm so sorry.
August 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Oh you know, just me and my cuddly chum on a whirlwind tour of all the EXTREME VIOLENCE I had to do to carve a (safe?) path home for the little dude.
August 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Me when I travel back in time to the year 2006 and Young Me asks what life is like in 2025:
July 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Heyyy now, you went and did WHAT to my girl Pinky? 😱
July 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM