Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney
@nerdsonsafari.bsky.social
Please stop yelling at me you're scaring my geese.
Also hey do you like greasy, dumb, joyful videos about video games OKAY GOOD 'CAUSE I'VE GOT 'EM.
You... Tube?: youtube.com/@nerdsonsafari
Also hey do you like greasy, dumb, joyful videos about video games OKAY GOOD 'CAUSE I'VE GOT 'EM.
You... Tube?: youtube.com/@nerdsonsafari
Begging Capcom to let me do the voice of a second, booby-prize merchant in all future Resident Evils. Underachieving twin brother of RE4's merchant, selling nothing but USB cables, and various expired milks.
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Begging Capcom to let me do the voice of a second, booby-prize merchant in all future Resident Evils. Underachieving twin brother of RE4's merchant, selling nothing but USB cables, and various expired milks.
Guys. GUYS! My first negative comment. I HAVE ARRIVED.
November 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Guys. GUYS! My first negative comment. I HAVE ARRIVED.
Look at this spooky little fucker. Dressed as a bee for Halloween but they're not fooling anyone. 🙄
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Look at this spooky little fucker. Dressed as a bee for Halloween but they're not fooling anyone. 🙄
Look at this sneaky Dislike, dude. Crazy shit. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. In space, no one can hear you scream. Man is the warmest place to hide. Other horror movie stuff.
November 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Look at this sneaky Dislike, dude. Crazy shit. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. In space, no one can hear you scream. Man is the warmest place to hide. Other horror movie stuff.
Floor beef.
October 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Floor beef.
Li'l teaser for the next video.
October 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Li'l teaser for the next video.
Had to invade the innards of my Switch controller to Do Surgery, and I think someone may be trying to communicate from beyond the veil.
October 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Had to invade the innards of my Switch controller to Do Surgery, and I think someone may be trying to communicate from beyond the veil.
This video's easily the most popular thing I've ever put on the internet, which is funny 'cause it's just a clip yanked from another, far less popular thing I put on the internet.
How's that happen? I dunno maaan. Some mysteries must never be solved. Like where water lives. Or how gravity is made.
How's that happen? I dunno maaan. Some mysteries must never be solved. Like where water lives. Or how gravity is made.
October 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This video's easily the most popular thing I've ever put on the internet, which is funny 'cause it's just a clip yanked from another, far less popular thing I put on the internet.
How's that happen? I dunno maaan. Some mysteries must never be solved. Like where water lives. Or how gravity is made.
How's that happen? I dunno maaan. Some mysteries must never be solved. Like where water lives. Or how gravity is made.
Pretty hilarious that YouTube has over 2 billion monthly active users, and yet I'd have had more luck getting eyeballs on this video's thumbnail if I'd set up a trestle table and a laptop at a local farmers market.
September 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Pretty hilarious that YouTube has over 2 billion monthly active users, and yet I'd have had more luck getting eyeballs on this video's thumbnail if I'd set up a trestle table and a laptop at a local farmers market.
Me and the homies peacing out on account of how dumb your face is being right now:
September 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Me and the homies peacing out on account of how dumb your face is being right now:
When the game tries to get you to eat your vegetables, but you've spent the last several hours mainlining ice cream and churros:
September 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
When the game tries to get you to eat your vegetables, but you've spent the last several hours mainlining ice cream and churros:
I saw that yeah! Instantly wanted to dropkick Jimmy YouTube on your behalf.
It's wild that YT leaves effectively zero wiggle room for these kinds of anomalies in viewer behaviour. Got this alert, instantly wanted to throw my phone in the fuggen' sea:
It's wild that YT leaves effectively zero wiggle room for these kinds of anomalies in viewer behaviour. Got this alert, instantly wanted to throw my phone in the fuggen' sea:
August 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I saw that yeah! Instantly wanted to dropkick Jimmy YouTube on your behalf.
It's wild that YT leaves effectively zero wiggle room for these kinds of anomalies in viewer behaviour. Got this alert, instantly wanted to throw my phone in the fuggen' sea:
It's wild that YT leaves effectively zero wiggle room for these kinds of anomalies in viewer behaviour. Got this alert, instantly wanted to throw my phone in the fuggen' sea:
New video is so close to done. I can taste it. I CAN TASTE IT.
Anyway here's a teaser but like maybe turn the volume down unless you're in the mood to explain yourself to anyone who happens to be near you right now.
I'm so sorry.
Anyway here's a teaser but like maybe turn the volume down unless you're in the mood to explain yourself to anyone who happens to be near you right now.
I'm so sorry.
August 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
New video is so close to done. I can taste it. I CAN TASTE IT.
Anyway here's a teaser but like maybe turn the volume down unless you're in the mood to explain yourself to anyone who happens to be near you right now.
I'm so sorry.
Anyway here's a teaser but like maybe turn the volume down unless you're in the mood to explain yourself to anyone who happens to be near you right now.
I'm so sorry.
Linux troubleshooting is pure comedy and I love it.
August 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Linux troubleshooting is pure comedy and I love it.
Oh you know, just me and my cuddly chum on a whirlwind tour of all the EXTREME VIOLENCE I had to do to carve a (safe?) path home for the little dude.
August 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Oh you know, just me and my cuddly chum on a whirlwind tour of all the EXTREME VIOLENCE I had to do to carve a (safe?) path home for the little dude.
Me when I travel back in time to the year 2006 and Young Me asks what life is like in 2025:
July 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Me when I travel back in time to the year 2006 and Young Me asks what life is like in 2025:
Me after forfeiting my blinking privileges in exchange for an hour of playing Thumper:
July 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Me after forfeiting my blinking privileges in exchange for an hour of playing Thumper:
My absurd PMA playtime means I can smell those Hot Improvs from the moon. I know that soundtrack like the back of 100 hands I found in a rest-stop bathroom. You can't fool me, Daddy Yayo. THESE EARS SEE EVERYTHING.
July 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My absurd PMA playtime means I can smell those Hot Improvs from the moon. I know that soundtrack like the back of 100 hands I found in a rest-stop bathroom. You can't fool me, Daddy Yayo. THESE EARS SEE EVERYTHING.
Anyway, baby elephant says hi:
July 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Anyway, baby elephant says hi:
Had a quick rummage 'round the archive and fooouund...
...SURPRISE(D) WILDLIFE!
...SURPRISE(D) WILDLIFE!
July 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Had a quick rummage 'round the archive and fooouund...
...SURPRISE(D) WILDLIFE!
...SURPRISE(D) WILDLIFE!
Quick throwback to that time I discovered all sheep are fascists. Or that they're all viciously anti-fascist. Wasn't entirely clear.
Either way, something something fascist something something Tiny Glade video.
WATCH: youtu.be/N9NaQO_PE3g
Either way, something something fascist something something Tiny Glade video.
WATCH: youtu.be/N9NaQO_PE3g
July 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Quick throwback to that time I discovered all sheep are fascists. Or that they're all viciously anti-fascist. Wasn't entirely clear.
Either way, something something fascist something something Tiny Glade video.
WATCH: youtu.be/N9NaQO_PE3g
Either way, something something fascist something something Tiny Glade video.
WATCH: youtu.be/N9NaQO_PE3g
BAD SOUNDS.
July 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
BAD SOUNDS.
Official merchandise of the smash hit video game, My Buildings: The Movie: The Game Part 2: Build Again.
July 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Official merchandise of the smash hit video game, My Buildings: The Movie: The Game Part 2: Build Again.
Heyyy now, you went and did WHAT to my girl Pinky? 😱
July 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Heyyy now, you went and did WHAT to my girl Pinky? 😱
If you reframe Skin Deep it's a horror game in which these poor robot bastards are forced to watch some careless buffoon absolutely obliterate their immaculate spaceships by stuffing severed pirate heads down every possible toilet.
July 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
If you reframe Skin Deep it's a horror game in which these poor robot bastards are forced to watch some careless buffoon absolutely obliterate their immaculate spaceships by stuffing severed pirate heads down every possible toilet.