Did he make it a true daily doodily?

I bought middle school history flash cards!

Styx's Come Sail Away!

Most of them are still hung up on the idea of pineapple on a pizza.

It's the only thing close to health care most Americans can afford.

Also, the easy access to guns was more of a problem than the weed

Or like drunk driving

WTF?? Cantwell, too!

Might need to bust out the sunlamp sooner than usual this year...

I guess we're supposed to feel honored to touch the doorknob that his piss-covered hands used, as it puts us only 2-degrees of separation away from his glorious manhood or something