Justin
@nerdliness.bsky.social
Husband, father, dumb/smart ass.
it's that time again!
December 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
it's that time again!
The border patrol ad was bad enough, now LinkedIn feeds me this garbage?!
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The border patrol ad was bad enough, now LinkedIn feeds me this garbage?!
Mt. Rainier and what's left of Mt. St. Helens say hi.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Mt. Rainier and what's left of Mt. St. Helens say hi.
One lonely Beastie I be
All by myself without nobody
The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
The air is gettin' hot the beer is getting flat
Lookin' for a girl I ran into a guy
His name is MCA, I said, "Howdy" he said, "Hi"
All by myself without nobody
The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
The air is gettin' hot the beer is getting flat
Lookin' for a girl I ran into a guy
His name is MCA, I said, "Howdy" he said, "Hi"
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
One lonely Beastie I be
All by myself without nobody
The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
The air is gettin' hot the beer is getting flat
Lookin' for a girl I ran into a guy
His name is MCA, I said, "Howdy" he said, "Hi"
All by myself without nobody
The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
The air is gettin' hot the beer is getting flat
Lookin' for a girl I ran into a guy
His name is MCA, I said, "Howdy" he said, "Hi"
I think I found your soulmate.
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I think I found your soulmate.
I'd like to think these two photos that showed up consecutively in my TL are actually @theraquizt.bsky.social and @scalzi.com reacting to each other.
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I'd like to think these two photos that showed up consecutively in my TL are actually @theraquizt.bsky.social and @scalzi.com reacting to each other.
You keep showing me this ad, LinkedIn, I keep reporting it.
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
You keep showing me this ad, LinkedIn, I keep reporting it.
Love this... But I wish more white-owned businesses would post something similar in solidarity, normalize this kind of resistance.
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Love this... But I wish more white-owned businesses would post something similar in solidarity, normalize this kind of resistance.
Never know which one will be our last free election, so figured I'd vote at least one more time...
November 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Never know which one will be our last free election, so figured I'd vote at least one more time...
We have one of those here, too! Say hello to Nandor the Relentless.
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
We have one of those here, too! Say hello to Nandor the Relentless.
I'll raise you a sleeping Mabel.
November 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I'll raise you a sleeping Mabel.
My corvid is rusty, but I'm pretty sure the murder in the tree across the street is saying "fuck daylight saving time."
November 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My corvid is rusty, but I'm pretty sure the murder in the tree across the street is saying "fuck daylight saving time."
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October 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Thank you, @cindypepper.bsky.social , for helping me score some dad points!
I'd instantly regretted not snagging this shirt my dumb ass self when the girls and I saw Laufey's Seattle show a couple weeks ago...
I'd instantly regretted not snagging this shirt my dumb ass self when the girls and I saw Laufey's Seattle show a couple weeks ago...
October 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Thank you, @cindypepper.bsky.social , for helping me score some dad points!
I'd instantly regretted not snagging this shirt my dumb ass self when the girls and I saw Laufey's Seattle show a couple weeks ago...
I'd instantly regretted not snagging this shirt my dumb ass self when the girls and I saw Laufey's Seattle show a couple weeks ago...
Me: no cats on the counter!!!
Nandor:
Nandor:
October 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Me: no cats on the counter!!!
Nandor:
Nandor:
Happy Columbus Day.
(first two paragraphs of Zinn's A People's History of the United States)
(first two paragraphs of Zinn's A People's History of the United States)
October 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Happy Columbus Day.
(first two paragraphs of Zinn's A People's History of the United States)
(first two paragraphs of Zinn's A People's History of the United States)
The airport ads at DCA are so strange.
In PDX, you see ads for like Yoshida's.
In SFO, it's all Silicon Valley stuff.
At DCA, there's super aggro military industrial complex shit.
In PDX, you see ads for like Yoshida's.
In SFO, it's all Silicon Valley stuff.
At DCA, there's super aggro military industrial complex shit.
October 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
The airport ads at DCA are so strange.
In PDX, you see ads for like Yoshida's.
In SFO, it's all Silicon Valley stuff.
At DCA, there's super aggro military industrial complex shit.
In PDX, you see ads for like Yoshida's.
In SFO, it's all Silicon Valley stuff.
At DCA, there's super aggro military industrial complex shit.
First time that word's ever been used to describe him
October 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
First time that word's ever been used to describe him
If you ask anyone here in or around Portland what it was like to live through the riots, they'll say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!? THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY RIOTS IN PORTLAND, YOU FUCKING IDIOT."
September 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
If you ask anyone here in or around Portland what it was like to live through the riots, they'll say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!? THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY RIOTS IN PORTLAND, YOU FUCKING IDIOT."
That's definitely the look of someone who really does believe in killing homeless people. Wouldn't be surprised if he hosts parties where guests wear their faces, too.
September 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
That's definitely the look of someone who really does believe in killing homeless people. Wouldn't be surprised if he hosts parties where guests wear their faces, too.
The trees are watching you, you sicko.
September 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The trees are watching you, you sicko.
Pretty sure Mabel and Nandor are plotting ways to fuck with ICE.
September 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Pretty sure Mabel and Nandor are plotting ways to fuck with ICE.
A tale of two parts of the country... God I'm glad I live about as far from Florida as possible.
September 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A tale of two parts of the country... God I'm glad I live about as far from Florida as possible.
As a lifelong west coaster, I'll never get used to the east coast dress codes... I'm even underdressed for pooping.
September 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
As a lifelong west coaster, I'll never get used to the east coast dress codes... I'm even underdressed for pooping.
