Good news, Jeff.

There should be a name for this phenomena when someone 'doth protest too much' only to go out and get caught doing the very thing they were feigning anger about.

As much as I would love a foot in the door, it doesn't seem that you need a CISO and my experience doesn't align with grant acquisition, so I'll have to retain my current job for now.

Does that surprise you at all? Everything this admin does is an effort to put lipstick on a pig, except the pig has 30 felonies, a deep loathing of democracy, and a history of sexual assault.

I'm against what happened to Jimmy Kimmel - but we lose the high ground when we stoop to the level of saying things like "so-called chairman". 1) If your goal is to insult, it missed the mark and just makes it seem like you don't know what a chairman is. 2) Emotional statements =/= meaningful acts.

Regulatory action is only the tip of the iceberg. It's the threats of violence from the MAGA base or the threats of constitutional violations (such as deporting citizens) that are the real, credible danger.

Me too, hank. Me too.

I should applaud this journalism while I still can!

harder to achieve, and certainly rarer to find on older games. But with regards to design, I think the older systems such as SNES and MD are, still to this day, responsible for some of the best art and music because Creatives had to work around the limitations of the systems. (2/2)

Hey, I'd be down to discuss this. I certainly agree that it's not fair to say older games were worse or somehow less well designed (I'm viewing these as separate, distinct criticisms, btw) because they were more limited. But I also think a lot of the experiences I value such as immersion, are (1/2)

Hey, Toaster! What are you doing out of the bathroom?!

Perhaps my favorite place in Japan!

Tom Cruise's most recent death defying stunt (attempting to sexually pleasure a great white shark) "just didn't feel dangerous enough," said Cruise. His agents are now looking to book four sharks at the same time.

George, the alternative thing he was focusing on for the last several days is trashing the first amendment to protect the second. By all means, let the old man yell about football. ENCOURAGE the deranged old man to yell about football.

You know what's sad? The sheer depths of insanity The Onion has to reach in order to not just be reporting legitimate news. Because the unfortunate reality is this isn't too far off from something RFK would actually say.

I am in this photo and don't like it.

I think we all knew Catholic Cardinals are predators.

You've listed two cons.

I like that in order to get the joke you have read the very brief article.