Who thought that I wanted to see home improvement shows at the dentist?
August 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Who thought that I wanted to see home improvement shows at the dentist?
I am too adorable to get this excited about arch support flip flops.
June 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I am too adorable to get this excited about arch support flip flops.
Thoughts and prayers for the vulva, ALWAYS!!!
March 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Thoughts and prayers for the vulva, ALWAYS!!!
I’m watching Reefer Madness. Don’t judge me!
February 23, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I’m watching Reefer Madness. Don’t judge me!
Everyone play!
Elon’s evil munchkins sent this ridiculous email out to all 2 million or so Federal employees demanding they reply by midnight Monday. If you want to let them know what you did last week I’m bet they’d love to hear from you at HR@OPM.Gov! I can’t wait to tell them about my norovirus symptoms!
February 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Everyone play!
Watching all the Blade movies and the third one is giving med resistant STD. Might be Ryan Reynolds’s facial hair.
February 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Watching all the Blade movies and the third one is giving med resistant STD. Might be Ryan Reynolds’s facial hair.
Today has been very much of a Live, Laugh, Lobotomy kind of day.
February 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Today has been very much of a Live, Laugh, Lobotomy kind of day.
I don’t understand why there is not a market in Get Well Valentine’s Day cards for dogs getting fixed.
February 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I don’t understand why there is not a market in Get Well Valentine’s Day cards for dogs getting fixed.
1 like = me being a horrible person
January 31, 2025 at 11:39 AM
1 like = me being a horrible person
DEI miscalculated my taxes!
DEI cupped my puddy.
DEI ran off with my wife
January 31, 2025 at 4:01 AM
DEI miscalculated my taxes!
Am I the last person to watch The Substance?
January 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Am I the last person to watch The Substance?
I may have asked my dentist for a note to state it was OK for me to bite people in meetings.
January 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I may have asked my dentist for a note to state it was OK for me to bite people in meetings.
When I tell you I got some sexy loungewear this is what I mean.
January 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
When I tell you I got some sexy loungewear this is what I mean.
Is it just me or is everyone in Texas rushed to do as much as possible before the power fails?
January 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Is it just me or is everyone in Texas rushed to do as much as possible before the power fails?
I will start the project after my tea. *buys two giant teas and falls asleep on the couch*
January 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I will start the project after my tea. *buys two giant teas and falls asleep on the couch*
Just eat tacos, do crimes, and SIN.
January 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Just eat tacos, do crimes, and SIN.
Thanks coworker! You SEE me
January 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Thanks coworker! You SEE me
*me choosing a movie*
Oh I hear this one SUUUUUCKS!
Oh I hear this one SUUUUUCKS!
January 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
*me choosing a movie*
Oh I hear this one SUUUUUCKS!
Oh I hear this one SUUUUUCKS!
The whole matching sweatshirt and pants thing… Others look put together and comfy while I look like I escaped prison.
January 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The whole matching sweatshirt and pants thing… Others look put together and comfy while I look like I escaped prison.
Me examining a new follower…
January 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Me examining a new follower…
I had a pre game espresso for my coffee.
January 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I had a pre game espresso for my coffee.
Is there a professional napper/snacker? I’m willing to change careers.
January 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Is there a professional napper/snacker? I’m willing to change careers.
I wonder if I’ll be able to find my office when I get back…
January 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I wonder if I’ll be able to find my office when I get back…
