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Christina
@neoqueenxtina.bsky.social
Gorda/Fat
She/Her
Went to the casino with my homegirls for dinner and a drink….as I took a sip of my Jack and coke, I had a sudden flashback of my youth. Back then we’d knock down those drinks right after the other…now we had to find a coffee to stay awake at least to midnight 😂🤡
February 7, 2026 at 3:26 PM
My thoughts while taking a pic of my Apple Watch that I’m selling: “should I add photo bucket glitter effects to the pic to make it pop?”
a teddy bear is holding a smaller teddy bear and says " lots of hugs i love all u guys "
ALT: a teddy bear is holding a smaller teddy bear and says " lots of hugs i love all u guys "
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January 29, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Today I saw a metallic pink chola low rider looking truck and it was the cuntiest thing I’ve ever seen. 💅🏽
a white truck with a texas license plate is parked on the side of a road
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May 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I got a bfast croissant from BK, and it cured me
April 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Troy Bolton never came to my house and sang “The Start of Something New” with me during karaoke on New Years Eve, and I have never gotten over it 🙂‍↔️
February 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The urge to sing The Start of Something New loudly while I’m typing at work 🫣💖
a boy and a girl are singing into microphones and the girl is saying `` the start of something new ... ''
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January 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Reposted by Christina
Wanna feel old?
The Big Bang was 13.8 billion years ago!
January 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Reposted by Christina
Coworker: Wanna see a picture of my baby? (Hands me picture of her baby)

Me: Wanna see a picture of mine? (Hands her a picture of my cats)

Coworker: Those are cats.

Me: Cats are just goth babies.
January 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Idk why I can’t stop watching The Real Housewives of New Jersey… I should stop tho….it makes me extremely hungry 😂 they always have the best looking food! #bigback #gorda
January 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I went to see my goddaughter present a rabbit at our towns junior livestock show and there was legit 5 year olds holding chickens and not be afraid….my 5 year old self could never…I wasn’t made for that life 😅 #texasliving #chickens #FFAlife
January 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Okay because 365 Days to the Wedding was such a good anime and I need more people to talk about it 😫 #anime
January 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My life has become trying to get tiny plushies from Japanese crane machines at Pizza Hut and I am 100% completely okay with it 💖
January 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM