Catty the rat
@neoplasm.bsky.social
the realest bitch on blue sky
People who know what else has happened to me this month
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 AM
People who know what else has happened to me this month
This man is a PERVERT!
July 2, 2025 at 6:22 AM
This man is a PERVERT!
Went to the footy last night and it made me so mad to see port fans happy but damn Adelaide is quite nice
June 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Went to the footy last night and it made me so mad to see port fans happy but damn Adelaide is quite nice
For a really cute phone case that came with a free phone charm bracelet and also I just looked in the mirror to take this pic and realised my hair looks like that
June 25, 2025 at 7:43 AM
For a really cute phone case that came with a free phone charm bracelet and also I just looked in the mirror to take this pic and realised my hair looks like that
Shannon let me borrow her heater so I can be warm while I dye my regrowth and Florian is unsure
June 24, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Shannon let me borrow her heater so I can be warm while I dye my regrowth and Florian is unsure
I’m trying to get Shannon to play squash with me in our stupid slutty Nike sport skirts (I got mine bc I tried hers on and was sold. Shandog the Nike sport skirt ambassador)
June 19, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I’m trying to get Shannon to play squash with me in our stupid slutty Nike sport skirts (I got mine bc I tried hers on and was sold. Shandog the Nike sport skirt ambassador)
He’s doing the Kubrick stare again
June 19, 2025 at 8:00 AM
He’s doing the Kubrick stare again
I just found out we have an inspection tomorrow and this guy started acting up immediately
June 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I just found out we have an inspection tomorrow and this guy started acting up immediately
It’s eshay revival. I’m feeling so empowered to run from the cops right now
June 14, 2025 at 8:18 AM
It’s eshay revival. I’m feeling so empowered to run from the cops right now
How can such a tiny dog have the vertical leap of the average AFL ruckman
June 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
How can such a tiny dog have the vertical leap of the average AFL ruckman
Would you let him bum a cigarette?
June 9, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Would you let him bum a cigarette?
You dirty lefties are too easy. Enjoy your weekend
May 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
You dirty lefties are too easy. Enjoy your weekend
Hey so life update: I got a cunty non binary gnome at savers. They/them is SERVING
May 1, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Hey so life update: I got a cunty non binary gnome at savers. They/them is SERVING
Jesus the targeted advertising I get on fb cuts a little close to the bone
April 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Jesus the targeted advertising I get on fb cuts a little close to the bone
I think my housemate is doing drugs?
April 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I think my housemate is doing drugs?
Gave myself an insane bruise last night but had to wear a low cut top anyway. Hand was forced
April 20, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Gave myself an insane bruise last night but had to wear a low cut top anyway. Hand was forced
Bluesky house update
April 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Bluesky house update
We’ve already got a room set up for you!
April 13, 2025 at 11:42 AM
We’ve already got a room set up for you!
This house has the nicest features. I can’t post the front door bc I’m not trying to dox us but at sunset the stained glass makes the walls look beautiful
April 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
This house has the nicest features. I can’t post the front door bc I’m not trying to dox us but at sunset the stained glass makes the walls look beautiful
Shannon and I have been at work in the lounge and it’s looking soooo nice! Still a bit more furniture to get though
April 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Shannon and I have been at work in the lounge and it’s looking soooo nice! Still a bit more furniture to get though
I’m being so earnest when I say that’s amazing at the end
April 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I’m being so earnest when I say that’s amazing at the end
Guinea has moved in and I can’t believe how much bigger Florian is
April 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Guinea has moved in and I can’t believe how much bigger Florian is
Cheers - from Catty and the hungry grunter
April 4, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Cheers - from Catty and the hungry grunter