Catty the rat
@neoplasm.bsky.social
the realest bitch on blue sky
Decided to start watching movies to try and stop annoying everyone in my life with my relentless needs except letterboxd users who deserve it
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Decided to start watching movies to try and stop annoying everyone in my life with my relentless needs except letterboxd users who deserve it
I don’t think I’m a lover or a fighter. I’m a third, almost certainly worse thing.
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I don’t think I’m a lover or a fighter. I’m a third, almost certainly worse thing.
All I ever really want to talk about is how much it’s rained vs the average for the month so November has been very exciting for me
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 AM
All I ever really want to talk about is how much it’s rained vs the average for the month so November has been very exciting for me
Lmao my family wants to go away for Christmas but I don’t have anyone to take care of Florian so they are now looking for a pet friendly rental. I feel like when they say pet they usually mean dog
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Lmao my family wants to go away for Christmas but I don’t have anyone to take care of Florian so they are now looking for a pet friendly rental. I feel like when they say pet they usually mean dog
I’ve been using tuning forks on my meridians
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I’ve been using tuning forks on my meridians
What are you fuckers doing over here
July 14, 2025 at 10:18 AM
What are you fuckers doing over here
Living in fear of the day Shannon hears me rapping in patois along to my favourite Jamaican drill song
July 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Living in fear of the day Shannon hears me rapping in patois along to my favourite Jamaican drill song
I’m uncomfortable with the amount of Boeings flying over my house low enough to have their landing gear out
July 4, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I’m uncomfortable with the amount of Boeings flying over my house low enough to have their landing gear out
This man is a PERVERT!
July 2, 2025 at 6:22 AM
This man is a PERVERT!
I shouldn’t have let Florian taste a little bit of ham because now every time I have ham and carrots dipped in tzatziki he basically tries to roll me for it
June 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I shouldn’t have let Florian taste a little bit of ham because now every time I have ham and carrots dipped in tzatziki he basically tries to roll me for it
Went to the footy last night and it made me so mad to see port fans happy but damn Adelaide is quite nice
June 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Went to the footy last night and it made me so mad to see port fans happy but damn Adelaide is quite nice
For a really cute phone case that came with a free phone charm bracelet and also I just looked in the mirror to take this pic and realised my hair looks like that
June 25, 2025 at 7:43 AM
For a really cute phone case that came with a free phone charm bracelet and also I just looked in the mirror to take this pic and realised my hair looks like that
Going to the footy tomorrow and I’m strongly considering buying a child’s beanie because the ones for adult women do not fit my tiny skull
June 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Going to the footy tomorrow and I’m strongly considering buying a child’s beanie because the ones for adult women do not fit my tiny skull
Shannon let me borrow her heater so I can be warm while I dye my regrowth and Florian is unsure
June 24, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Shannon let me borrow her heater so I can be warm while I dye my regrowth and Florian is unsure
my baby brother went to the US for three months like 4 days ago and now the cunts are starting WWWIII, love that. I’m glad he’s at least out of NYC now bc this has gotta be worth like 17 9/11s
June 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
my baby brother went to the US for three months like 4 days ago and now the cunts are starting WWWIII, love that. I’m glad he’s at least out of NYC now bc this has gotta be worth like 17 9/11s
Dad went out w his fellow cricket club life members the other night and they gave him award from the club for his service (he created and curated the terf wicket for 15 years when they entered that league) and it’s insane bc a month and a half ago I was watching him die. Medicine is amazing
June 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Dad went out w his fellow cricket club life members the other night and they gave him award from the club for his service (he created and curated the terf wicket for 15 years when they entered that league) and it’s insane bc a month and a half ago I was watching him die. Medicine is amazing
I’m trying to get Shannon to play squash with me in our stupid slutty Nike sport skirts (I got mine bc I tried hers on and was sold. Shandog the Nike sport skirt ambassador)
June 19, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I’m trying to get Shannon to play squash with me in our stupid slutty Nike sport skirts (I got mine bc I tried hers on and was sold. Shandog the Nike sport skirt ambassador)
He’s doing the Kubrick stare again
June 19, 2025 at 8:00 AM
He’s doing the Kubrick stare again
Have you really lived if you’ve never been an insane but brilliant gay man’s muse
June 17, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Have you really lived if you’ve never been an insane but brilliant gay man’s muse
I just found out we have an inspection tomorrow and this guy started acting up immediately
June 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I just found out we have an inspection tomorrow and this guy started acting up immediately
We need a cure for rosacea. I’m holding my breath until we get a cure for rosacea
June 15, 2025 at 8:55 AM
We need a cure for rosacea. I’m holding my breath until we get a cure for rosacea
It’s all coming up roses for people who are autistic for missiles
June 15, 2025 at 7:56 AM
It’s all coming up roses for people who are autistic for missiles
Men love pretending they don’t care about goss but they care sooooo much
June 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Men love pretending they don’t care about goss but they care sooooo much
It’s eshay revival. I’m feeling so empowered to run from the cops right now
June 14, 2025 at 8:18 AM
It’s eshay revival. I’m feeling so empowered to run from the cops right now
Love socks with arch support. Feel embraced
June 13, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Love socks with arch support. Feel embraced