when *i* undercut people on the marketboard its called being a master of the game. when people undercut me they are not going to heaven

horus: we must topple the emperor's false rule
me: hell yea dude let's do it
horus: also we should unleash The Horrors from Beyond Time that kill you with turbocancer and brain inversions and gibbering fury and deadly combat penises
me: run that back for me real quick

comedian FUCKS heckler on stage "Thats what happens when you bring politics"

Thoguhts Of Life—Ive replaced evero screen in my goon cave w/ a diff. translation of the Epic Of Gilgamesh. My mind has become rather Honed

whas the fucking point of even posting on here when you cant get dmed by a 24 year old e girl saying "This is us" with a picture of two rats wearing sweaters or some shit

I'm also addicted to making Hero Forge minis and playing D&D so here's some of my favorite blorbos
-Optus Prominon (warforged Lycan Blood Hunter)
-Kanith Ral (human Dark Domain (homebrew) Cleric/Hexblade Warlock)
-Reynalesca Tior-Nafiri (custom origin Swashbuckler Rogue/Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer)

who knows maybe I'll become a person that actually matters on this site
anyway look at my cat