the entanglement gives it that smoky flavor

ah, the classic! how big is a cat, how big is a narrative

nathan what have you set in motion

entering my michael bay era

my doctor says i’m no longer allowed to eat hot peppers due to [produces huge list of reasons]

OH SHIT OH SHIT

not for honor, but for youuuuuuu

[showing orlok the first house that is clearly to pad the episode] orlok is this the place?

[orlok violently kills my producer]

haha guess we have to keep looking!

i fought bravely in the content wars and now i only want peace

narrator: our client for this episode… it orlok. he wants to live in a mouldering ruin and he completely fucking sucks

orlok: eyyyyyyyyyye must havvvveeeeeeeee aaaa trrrrrransactor, to finiiiishshhhhh the deeeeeeed

narrator: this fucking guy

only a small handful and they all had large equity stakes in companies that sold to larger companies, or 1M+ unit surprise indie hits

GOTCHA

lyle lyle pants on fyle

OH GOD

cast of metaphor refantazio: we must finally defeat louis in the climactic final battle and restore sanity to the kingdom
me: that seems like a big time commitment
the cast: you ran loops of the tower dungeons to max everyone’s stats
me: racism. heironymous bosch. 1970s british fashion. i got it

its good to be here! maybe!

(she is albino)