Jared Rosen
@neoncircus.bsky.social
Multi-award-winning author & cool animal skull. Senior Narrative Director @ Turtle Rock. Prev Riot, Blackbirds, Dream Daddy, BFF, many others.
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To lighten your timeline, please enjoy this adorable picture of mine and @neoncircus.bsky.social’s gachapon treasures. Mine is, of course, an oyster Pompompurin
February 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
To lighten your timeline, please enjoy this adorable picture of mine and @neoncircus.bsky.social’s gachapon treasures. Mine is, of course, an oyster Pompompurin
hate that trauma recovery takes an entire calendar year but love that as part of trauma recovery i have become so physically muscular that when i accidentally walked into my door i knocked it off its hinges
February 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
hate that trauma recovery takes an entire calendar year but love that as part of trauma recovery i have become so physically muscular that when i accidentally walked into my door i knocked it off its hinges
[john locke voice] its all happening again
February 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
[john locke voice] its all happening again
nosferatu is house hunters international but the client has a huge rotten dick and he eats kids
December 28, 2024 at 12:25 AM
nosferatu is house hunters international but the client has a huge rotten dick and he eats kids
also i know that pop vinyls are essentially cursed amulets that trap a millenial’s mortal soul but seeing a viego one in the wild was neat and he is my small son now. he lives with me. he is violently angry (unclear why)
December 17, 2024 at 12:48 AM
also i know that pop vinyls are essentially cursed amulets that trap a millenial’s mortal soul but seeing a viego one in the wild was neat and he is my small son now. he lives with me. he is violently angry (unclear why)
oh god i have to follow everyone back oh god oh shit
December 17, 2024 at 12:12 AM
oh god i have to follow everyone back oh god oh shit
incomprehensible godless abomination: you cannot hide your mind from me. i know your deepest sins
me:
abomination: you keep getting to last boss of rpgs but you never finish them
me: its a big time commitment
abomination: you spent a hundred hours getting there
me: it’s a big time commitment
me:
abomination: you keep getting to last boss of rpgs but you never finish them
me: its a big time commitment
abomination: you spent a hundred hours getting there
me: it’s a big time commitment
November 16, 2024 at 12:47 AM
incomprehensible godless abomination: you cannot hide your mind from me. i know your deepest sins
me:
abomination: you keep getting to last boss of rpgs but you never finish them
me: its a big time commitment
abomination: you spent a hundred hours getting there
me: it’s a big time commitment
me:
abomination: you keep getting to last boss of rpgs but you never finish them
me: its a big time commitment
abomination: you spent a hundred hours getting there
me: it’s a big time commitment
i have returned to claim my dumb kingdom
November 12, 2024 at 8:01 PM
i have returned to claim my dumb kingdom
i saw godzilla minus one in a 4KX theater and let me tell you nothing nails home the profound human sadness of war’s absurdity like getting water shot into your eyes while your seat jitters around like you’re in a pod escaping the battlestar pegasus
December 14, 2023 at 6:46 AM
i saw godzilla minus one in a 4KX theater and let me tell you nothing nails home the profound human sadness of war’s absurdity like getting water shot into your eyes while your seat jitters around like you’re in a pod escaping the battlestar pegasus
twitter: [horrifying US political discourse]
me: yuck. whats happening over in cloud town
bsky: [polyamory gamedev wars]
me: don’t know what else i expected
me: yuck. whats happening over in cloud town
bsky: [polyamory gamedev wars]
me: don’t know what else i expected
December 12, 2023 at 8:29 PM
twitter: [horrifying US political discourse]
me: yuck. whats happening over in cloud town
bsky: [polyamory gamedev wars]
me: don’t know what else i expected
me: yuck. whats happening over in cloud town
bsky: [polyamory gamedev wars]
me: don’t know what else i expected
random @catacalypto.bsky.social appreciation post bc she is one of maybe six people i would walk into hell for on a project. just whatever she needed. jared go write me a dog that talks about how cool bones are. you got it hoss
December 7, 2023 at 10:41 AM
random @catacalypto.bsky.social appreciation post bc she is one of maybe six people i would walk into hell for on a project. just whatever she needed. jared go write me a dog that talks about how cool bones are. you got it hoss
i dunno man the amount of narrative documentation i had for rito was like, library of alexandria tier. at one point i *was* the documentation. and even then it would mutate like every three weeks, so you had to constantly constantly update
August 24, 2023 at 2:29 AM
i dunno man the amount of narrative documentation i had for rito was like, library of alexandria tier. at one point i *was* the documentation. and even then it would mutate like every three weeks, so you had to constantly constantly update
if this actually became discourse last week, allow me to point out that the LoL christmas skin universe has so much conflicting player-facing lore that it caused two months of narrative backlog and ended with a giant whiteboard next to my desk that said “ELVES”
“LoL was fine without documentation”
once @neoncircus.bsky.social went on vacation and when he came back PROJECT Pyke had snakes
once @neoncircus.bsky.social went on vacation and when he came back PROJECT Pyke had snakes
August 23, 2023 at 11:05 PM
if this actually became discourse last week, allow me to point out that the LoL christmas skin universe has so much conflicting player-facing lore that it caused two months of narrative backlog and ended with a giant whiteboard next to my desk that said “ELVES”
can you feel my Kenergy
July 31, 2023 at 6:39 AM
can you feel my Kenergy
a fun fact about me *ancient haunted chains rattling ominously in the distance*
July 13, 2023 at 8:32 PM
a fun fact about me *ancient haunted chains rattling ominously in the distance*
NRE (new relationship evangelion)
July 5, 2023 at 5:47 AM
NRE (new relationship evangelion)
i guess i do have to give like one actual piece of game writing advice before this account becomes a haunted shitpost warehouse. so: maybe 1% or less of puns translate outside of american english. if you write a pun into a script, leave a note for the loc team that describes intent in PAINFUL detail
July 4, 2023 at 8:37 PM
i guess i do have to give like one actual piece of game writing advice before this account becomes a haunted shitpost warehouse. so: maybe 1% or less of puns translate outside of american english. if you write a pun into a script, leave a note for the loc team that describes intent in PAINFUL detail
lighting fifteen black snake fireworks in the abandoned lot behind my apartment complex as i scream yes my minions, let us destroy the surface world together
July 4, 2023 at 6:23 PM
lighting fifteen black snake fireworks in the abandoned lot behind my apartment complex as i scream yes my minions, let us destroy the surface world together
GENIE: your wish is my command
ME: i wish we could hang out in LA
GENIE: ah
GENIE: oof
GENIE: i would but i have this thing
ME: i wish we could hang out in LA
GENIE: ah
GENIE: oof
GENIE: i would but i have this thing
July 3, 2023 at 7:26 PM
GENIE: your wish is my command
ME: i wish we could hang out in LA
GENIE: ah
GENIE: oof
GENIE: i would but i have this thing
ME: i wish we could hang out in LA
GENIE: ah
GENIE: oof
GENIE: i would but i have this thing