Maximum Patriotism Zone
bluesky's top bespoke Jerry Chen meme creator
a cuddly light in the darkness
green, glowy dude (he/him)
unapologetic pet reskeeter
Phil Gold Tier member
🇨🇦maple syrup mafia🇨🇦
ACE grey/demi
disabled
hacker
but these things changed my life:
but these things changed my life:
Kale and potatoes in beef gravy.
Kale and potatoes in beef gravy.
Substitute Burt Reynolds or your mustache guy of choice if needed. 🫡
Pedro is probably the best choice.
Substitute Burt Reynolds or your mustache guy of choice if needed. 🫡
Pedro is probably the best choice.
Ask yourself if you can. Tom Selleck can. It is more than likely that you can't. Mustache capable dudes are a minority.
I cannot pull off a mustache. It does not work on me. I accepted that a long time ago.
Please have this talk with yourself today.
Ask yourself if you can. Tom Selleck can. It is more than likely that you can't. Mustache capable dudes are a minority.
I cannot pull off a mustache. It does not work on me. I accepted that a long time ago.
Please have this talk with yourself today.
How I win every argument with a machine.
How I win every argument with a machine.
The name alone makes me think this guy is going to be a jackass.
*looks at profile and timeline*
Yup. Jackass confirmed.
The name alone makes me think this guy is going to be a jackass.
*looks at profile and timeline*
Yup. Jackass confirmed.