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Neon Chinchilla
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Maximum Patriotism Zone

bluesky's top bespoke Jerry Chen meme creator

a cuddly light in the darkness
green, glowy dude (he/him)
unapologetic pet reskeeter

Phil Gold Tier member

🇨🇦maple syrup mafia🇨🇦
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that moment when you realize one of your posts has hit the discover feed:
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Still Deputy Director, but I haven't noticed his name in the media as much as Patel's. I haven't seen mention of him in awhile. He seems to be keeping a low profile.
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
😁 this timeline just got amusing
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Lance from the top rope!
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
sorry to go all old person here...

but these things changed my life:
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I don't normally post stuff from the other place, but I saw this screenshot and this was too good to pass up.
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Not to spoil the video for you, but "pegging" is not the top five. Neither is "finger in his bum."
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
😁
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Late dinner.

Kale and potatoes in beef gravy.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
when the mutuals all show up in a thread
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
*looks at forecast*
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!
November 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I used him purely for his ability to be a mustache guy.

Substitute Burt Reynolds or your mustache guy of choice if needed. 🫡

Pedro is probably the best choice.
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Men, not all of us can pull off a mustache.

Ask yourself if you can. Tom Selleck can. It is more than likely that you can't. Mustache capable dudes are a minority.

I cannot pull off a mustache. It does not work on me. I accepted that a long time ago.

Please have this talk with yourself today.
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The only dick pic I send people is Dick Van Dyke. Nothing like a clean shaven Dick. He's breathtaking.
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Don't mind me. I am just shamelessly pimping out my photoshop here. 😁
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!! 💪

How I win every argument with a machine.
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"Blake Herzinger"

The name alone makes me think this guy is going to be a jackass.

*looks at profile and timeline*

Yup. Jackass confirmed.
November 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
They are totally going to try and fuck it.
November 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I am on no sleep and am this level of reasonable:
November 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
das kapital is German is for big naturals
November 6, 2025 at 12:09 PM
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM