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Jusco
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I've spent over 4 decades being a child
おっさんに見えるが、心はずっと若い

Chicago dog and plant daddy
Relatively high level of 🇬🇧&🇯🇵 I don't sound normal in either and get asked where I’m from in both languages.
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11 years ago today I walked away from a dream I had been living for 13 years in Japan, a life I thought I’d never leave. It was the hardest choice I ever made. Now having spent about as much time in the US, I can’t help but wonder if it’s time to wake up again and see what new dreams are out there.
How long did it take switch 1 to have different color joycons? I remember trying to get the yellow ones from Japan early. I want new colors for switch 2!!!
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
No one is going to name their kids Karen or Alexa for a very long time.
November 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
For my birthday I ordered the entire set of Pokemon Neon Party.
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Is there anywhere I can learn gymnastics as an adult???
November 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
If I wear sneakers to Home Depot everyone there asks me what I'm looking for. When I wear boots, no one talks to me. I have tested this hypothesis four times now.
November 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Working with me must either be really enjoyable or a complete nightmare.
October 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Someone noticed I was having lunch and she wasn't.
October 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Omfg. Just let me battle Jacinthe. Every fuckin character in the game is getting in the way. Lol
October 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I caught them snuggling today.
October 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Post your photos from Pokemon Legends Z-A.
October 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Liminal Shiba
October 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
They're not wrong
October 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
A non shit preorder pokemon item in the US? What is happening?!?!
October 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I guess we're besties now.
October 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I have Thursday off. Imma overdose on Pokemon
two cartoon dragons standing next to each other on a white surface .
ALT: two cartoon dragons standing next to each other on a white surface .
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October 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Someone took the time to draw this as a comment on Super Mario Maker 2 and I can't stop laughing at it lol
October 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
"you know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family"
October 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
No no no no no no no. We've been putting up with ridiculous and horrible shit since 2020. The sacred timeline does not have this for 2025. Dolly isn't supposed to go until most of this is sorted out. OMFG I will pull a Marvel and reset the universe.
Dolly Parton’s sister, Freida Parton, is asking for people to pray for her sister’s health.
October 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
That said if anyone wanna gimme and invite code I have many awful things for him to do. I'll make a few cute things that don't include him as well.
The best thing you can do with a sora invite code is to make videos of Sam Altman doing awful things.
October 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The best thing you can do with a sora invite code is to make videos of Sam Altman doing awful things.
October 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I finally finished Death Stranding. Crazy fuckin credits too. Conan O'Brien and Junji Ito lol. I'm looking forward to #2 but am going to need a break. Plus new Pokemon soon.
October 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
What do you call this part of a dog?
October 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Most of the time I am aware of my age and I really don't feel it or think I act typically if someone my age. Recent interactions with a 24 year old who thought I was their age have helped me confirm that part of me. But yesterday I found out I have to get new glasses. Technically bifocals.
October 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My ring came off my pudding can.
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I was brutal. I dunno if I was polite.
September 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM