NeoGreenLantern
neogreenlantern.bsky.social
NeoGreenLantern
@neogreenlantern.bsky.social
I don't have two wolves competing with each other. I got a Capybara and a Honey Badger working in tandem.
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January 16, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Having JLH pop out of a secret door you're next to is probably one of the better interactions with a secret doors someone could have.
December 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I think it depends on the work. Anything with an answer grid, multiple choice questions, and math equations AI should be able to handle answering.

An essay should be reviewed by a real person though. Though it would be funny to have an AI trained to tell if an essay was written by AI.
December 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Can I get a capybara and a honey badger?
December 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I kinda appreciate the self awareness he's going to hell.
December 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
You gotta be a weak little bitch if shaking hands too much hurts it.
December 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Yes that's the.. uh weird creepy part. Not the need to "well actually" whenever someone doesn't know the technicalities.
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is definitely a statement that will speak to the average American.
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
That's a pile of colossal crab meat.
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Id read it
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
As long as the syringe wasn't circumcized you'll be fine
October 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
He lives in Japan or he lives in Texas? You seem to be flip flopping here.
October 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Yeah R Kelly never tried to sell his own bootleg Funko Pop
September 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Yes but it's not really a mistranslation. Donkey as an insult means for stupid. I think Kong was the mistranslation where they thought King meant monkey because of King Kong. They were literally going for Stupid Monkey.
August 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Mingus Reedus sounds like the kind of name that would eventually lead you to assault charges in NYC
August 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Oh nooooooo
August 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
He sounds like a baby bitch
August 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Top 5 books for me. I'm cautiously optimistic about the Jim Henson creature shop movie in the works.
August 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Is it weird I've never read a single thing or yours because it's not my bag but I enjoy this "not real, not kayfabe but a third secret thing" persona you got going on the socials?
August 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Both are legal strategies under 4D chess rules.
August 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM