I went to Taco Bell and they didn't have the Marty Supreme

I'm now entering the wartorn city of New York for the annual antifa convention. Going to get me the George Soros Funko pop #nycc #nycc2025 #newyorkcomiccon #newyorkcomiccon2025

Someone should do a fake true crime podcast where they treat the events of horror movies as actual events.

DeadMau5 and Danger Mouse should do a collab and call it Mice: The Dead and The Dangerous

If you took everyone with a lisp and gave them their own country the lisp would go from a speech impediment to an accent. Eventually people from other countries would find lisps sexy and exotic.

This is the out of the box problem solving I bring to the table.

Anytime I encounter manosphere crap it's always the dumbest fucking stuff like it's not manly to drink milkshakes or clean your asshole.

Do you think anyone discovered they were colorblind because they couldn't tell the difference between pride flags?

When you think you've managed to figure out Donkey Kong continuity they show you a young Pauline hatching from a rock. #dkbonanza #donkeykongbonanza #nintendo #switch2

Fritos should make taco shells.

Am I the only one that thinks the premise for the #untildawn movie would work better for a #deadbydaylight movie?

If you see this share a vehicle

Me cooking

Needs more seasoning

*Grabs random seasonings from cupboard*

There we go.

You might think you're brave but are you Merry and Pippin jumping on the back of a cave troll brave?

Next up after The Second Dungeon Crawler Carl book. Thanks @gailsimone.bsky.social and @feliciaday.bsky.social

So if Twitter had tweets what's this place got? My suggestion is chem trails.